New request from @helloilovecats ! The names they requested were Deathfire, Evilthorn, Crackedface and Fluffytail!
Deathfire. Hehe *grabs Firestar*
Firestar: *eyes bulge*
*throws him into an endless pit* bye bye!
Firestar: *screams as he falls*
Hopefully he dies at the bottom lol. That height is more than enough for him to regain his feet...oh wait *pours a gallon of cement into pit* much better! :)
Evilthorn. Huh. *punts Thornclaw into the Dark Forest*
Thornclaw: what- NO GET ME OUT OF HERR *runs from the Dark Forest cats*
Dark Forest cats: TRAITORRR COME BACK HERE
Thornclaw: NO *accidentally leads the cats ten circles around the Dark Forest*
*munches on cheesy popcorn* delicious :3
Crackedface. Hehehe....
Mudclaw: *suddenly appears* wha-
*slams his face repeatedly against a ice wall* die *slam* die *slam* well *slam* not *slam* really *slam*
Mudclaw: ss-*wham* sstt- *wham* st- *wham* sto- *wham* oopp *wham*
*a while later* lets see if he's done yet... *stops smashing Mudclaw's face against the ice wall*
Mudclaw: duhhhhhh *crack lines spread over face and teeth are crooked*
Done XD
Fluffytail. Heh *gets Berrynose*
Berrynose: *whimpers*
Shut up *soaks what's left of Berrynose's tail*
Berrynose: *shivers* brrrrrr that's cold!
And then *blow dries his tail*
Berrynose: O_O *tail looks like a gigantic cream berry*
Hey Berryfluffytail! XD
Berrynose: :'( you're mean
Thank you *bows*
Hope you enjoyed this! Feel free to request! :3
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Warrior Cats Names Taken Seriously!
FanfictionWhat happens when you take warrior cat names, for example, One-eye seriously? You literally get one eye! Request warrior cat names here, either ones you made up on the spot or a current OC of yours, and see what we come up with!
