Warrior Cats Names Taken Seriously!

Request from @Shadeclaw204

Okay I have no idea who you are or when you requested this but whichever admin that started this forgot about the account the next day/was too lazy to do it and eventually abandoned the account

So I'm gonna do you first :P

Tigerstar. Hmm. *makes Firestar appear*

Firestar: *hisses* YOU AGAIN

Hai Fire-Fire-Cat (kudos to whoever made this up, I can't remember who it was right now XD) *summons can of black paint and some ropes* hmm wait *summons tinsel*

Firestar: ???

Now stay still so you can look fab *pounces on Firestar with paintbrush*

Firestar: AHH *gets muffled by his own tail*

*paints tiger stripes on his pelt with brush* not too bad, eh?

Firestar: *glares*

Now, let's see, ah! Tree over there! *teleports over with everything else*

Firestar: !!! *tries to spit tail out*

Ah ah ah! *summons glue and glues Firestar's tail to his mouth* now how do I do this... *teleports self up tree with rope and Firestar*

Firestar: mmmffff!!!!

*places Firestar at the top of the tree [a fir tree if you were wondering] and ties him in place with rope* gorgeous! :D

Firestar: *struggles*

Ah shut up -.- ungrateful cats... *starts wrapping tinsel around tree*

Firestar: ?????????

Beautiful! :D *takes picture of completed Christmas tree*

Firestar: ......mmf.

Whale, on to the next cat~! *forgets about Firestar*

Firestar: mmf!!!!!!

Shadeclaw. Eh, okay *grabs Blackclaw out of thin air*

Blackclaw: [he's a RiverClan cat who was mentioned in the first arc] who are you?!

No cat :3 *summons can of black paint and dumps it on his claws* there, now it matches your name XD

Blackclaw: O_O my paws! *licks them*

WAIT WHAT NO-

Blackclaw: *is poisoned and dies*

....darn it.

Flameclaw. Hur, this will be fun! >:) *makes random cat appear*

Breezepelt: [he was the first cat that popped into my head so eh] ?

*summons matches* hullo Breezy *lights match* >:)

Breezepelt: O_O WHAT ARE YOU DOING-

*throws match at Breezepelt's paws* mwahahahahaha XD

Breezepelt: AHH MY PAWS ARE ON FIRE THEY BURN OWOWOW PUT IT OUT PUT IT OUT PUT IT OUT *runs around in circles*

*films* B) I used matches that cause things to burn but they have a flame that never goes out

I'll extinguish it once he's burned to scraps >:3

And Ravenstripe...

Uhm *makes Ravenpaw appear*

Ravenpaw: nooo get me out of here! *tries to run*

NU *pounces*

Ravenpaw: AHH-

*stuffs paw in his mouth* NU. SHUT UP. *summons can of black paint*

Ravenpaw: *le chomp*

OW! *pulls back paw* why u do dis to meh Senpai :'<

Ravenpaw: ....Senpai?

Eh, never mind *draws furiously on Ravenpaw's pelt*

Ravenpaw: HEY STOP *tries to squirm away*

IM NOT DONE YET COME BACK* *chases Ravenpaw*

Ravenpaw: NEVER *continues running*

Grr *sends paintbrush after him instead*

Ravenpaw: ???!

*smiles as the paintbrush continues to draw*

Ravenpaw: EEK WHATS THIS *swats paintbrush out of air*

NOO MY PAINTBRUSH *sobs over broken pieces* YOU LITTLE- DIE *burns Ravenpaw*

Lmao