Righto. Flamefur.
*calls random cat over*
Poppyfrost [o_o]: eh?
Okay sorry 'bout this Poppeh but *summons flamethrower*
Poppyfrost: O_O
Bye *turns on flamethrower*
Poppyfrost: *is roasted* X-X
Oops, I think I used the strongest flame...I meant to set her fur on fire :P I'll resort to using matches next time lmao
Firetail. Ah kay *calls over another random cat*
Feathertail [ouch...]: uh oh. *tries to run away*
Um... Okay I'll just let you run around since there's no way out of here *gestures to the four white walls*
Feathertail: HUMPH. IM A STARCLAN CAT, I SHOULD BE ABLE TO PERFORM MAGIC TO GET ME OUT OF HERE. *plops down and mutters random things*
:( *summons matches* bye bye *lights match and tosses it onto the tip of Feathertail's tail*
Feathertail: *sniffs* is that smoke? *turns around and eyes bug out at the sight of tail* WHAT IN STARCLAN HAPPENED TO MY TAIL?!
Heheh...moving on! :P
Metalclaw. Oooooh....this doesn't sound good :P
Alright, random cat coming up! *makes random cat appear*
Berrynose [hur]: wha-
No time to explain *puts on surgical mask and holds up scissors threateningly*
Berrynose: *screams like a little girl*
*pounces on Berrynose with scissors*
Berrynose: *screams so loud the screen shatters*
[This scene has been removed to keep this book suitable for all ages]
There! All done :D
Berrynose: *falls over* I can't feel my paws... *dies from blood loss*
Oh.
Fine. -_-
Flamewhisker. Dang, you certainly like the idea of fire don't you :P
Ah well *summons random cat*
Nightcloud: NOOOOOOOOO
Eh *lights Nightcloud's whiskers on fire*
Nightcloud: *shrieks and runs like an arrow to the nearest river* CAT ON FIRE!!!! CAT ON FIRE!!!!
*snorts* this is not the first time we've set a cat on fire... Besides, it's only your whiskers
You really are as dumb as you act
Nightcloud: *plunges in face first and hits a rock* ow
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Warrior Cats Names Taken Seriously!
FanfictionWhat happens when you take warrior cat names, for example, One-eye seriously? You literally get one eye! Request warrior cat names here, either ones you made up on the spot or a current OC of yours, and see what we come up with!
