Okay first request!!! The names requested were from @Silverstream825 and they are
Hawkstar
Aquajay
Seatide
Swiftbreeze
And CloverleafSo let's get started! :)
Hawkstar... Hmm... *nabs a hawk out of the sky and forces it into a star costume* I think that works XD
Hawk: *tries to fly but wings get tangled in star costume and it falls off a cliff*
Well then. Bye bye hawky! Have a nice trip!! :D
Aquajay. Huh, there can be two solutions for this :) *grabs a jay and dunks it into some water* that's one
Jay: *drowns*
*tosses dead jay body away* now for the second one >:) OH JAYFEATHER~
Jayfeather: *magically appears* Wha- why am I here?!
Oh nothing, because- *grabs Jayfeather and shoves him underwater* there you go readers! :)
Jayfeather: *splutters* AHH I HATE WATER I HATE I HATE I HATE
*sends Jayfeather back* can't have a med cat drown can we? :)
Hmm. Seatide. Um *runs into the sea and tries to make tides* DOES *splutters* THIS WORK *sinks into the sea* blub blub blub...... *bursts out of water* NYAN CAAAAAAAAAT *zooms away on Nyan Cat and tides slap against the shore* hey that worked! :D
Swiftbreeze. This will be fun >:) *grabs Breezepelt and loads him into a cannon* STARCLAN SPEED YOU *fires cannon*
Breezepelt: *traveling at over a hundred miles/kilometres an hour* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *smashes into tree*
Cloverleaf. Maybe... *gets Leafpool and carves a clover into her rump with claws*
Leafpool: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!
Carving a clover onto you. Duh *push claws too deep*
Leafpool: *screams and dies*
......oops. Whatever *kicks Leafpool's corpse away*
So hope you liked that! :) feel free to request!
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Warrior Cats Names Taken Seriously!
FanfictionWhat happens when you take warrior cat names, for example, One-eye seriously? You literally get one eye! Request warrior cat names here, either ones you made up on the spot or a current OC of yours, and see what we come up with!