Y/N Joined the Knights of Favonius simply for a chance to take out their librarian, Lisa. But they forgot to request to work in the library and failing to get any opportunities with the Lisa. There also happens to be another problem though, Y/N's a...
Before you start this, acknowledge that Y/N has a problem with getting pronunciations right and mispronounces a lot of things. she may or may not mispronounce names though :D ( Definitely not me reflecting myself (•v•) )
(Y/N POV)
I finally finished the knights of favonius exam. After so many tries I finally got in. Thank Babiotis that I'm only going to do work in the library. Wait, Babiotis isn't right, Maybe It was Rabivatos? No that doesn't seem right, Oh well, Who cares. I FINALLY have a chance at asking out Lisa. I've waited all my life for this, all my fantasies shall become a reality.
(Random KoF POV) What the heck is this girl mumbling about, it's extremely creepy. Why is she still mumbling??? this is exactly why I'm scared of anyone younger than 35. Wait, she's here with the other recruits. Does that mean, no, I MIGHT END UP WORKING WITH HER??? Barbatos I pray to you please don't make me have to deal with this crazy woman, I'll quit drinking if that's what it takes but please keep her away from me!
Oh Barbatos, what did I do to deserve this! Why'd I end up having the crazy newby to help me clean out this hilichurl camp? I could've done it myself! Well nothing I can do about it now, might as well try to make conversation with her. "So, Y/N right? why'd you join the Knights?"
"I wanted to take out the librarian and didn't realize I had to specifically ask to work in the library" She responded looking on the verge of tears. I already regret talking to her.
"ah, well that's really tough. Maybe you might still stand a chance on taking her out." I said trying to cheer her up.
"YOU REALLY THINK SO!" the girl shouted so loud that she alerted a few slimes nearby causing them to come towards us in a very aggressive manner. Just great.
(Y/N POV) Shoot, I was way to loud saying that. Well gues I have to deal with these slimes. I grabbed my (insert weapon of choice) as the Vision in my hairpin started to glow.
For those that want to know it looks like this.
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I have it dull so you can imagine the element however you feel. And if you want to change it you can :)
I readied my weapon and infusing it with elemental energy I took down the slimes with ease. I looked at the Knight I was partnered with and he looked concered but quickly changed his expression. " You may have gotten the slimes but don't be to cocky, there are much more dangerous beings out in teyvat." He told me as if I was his underling. Honestly I want to sock him in the face so bad but sadly I can't because if sonething called laws.
"Whatever, lets just go deal with those churros, we should be close to their camp." I told him
"Churros?" He said with a confused look. "What the heck is a churro???"
"You know the weird rainbow fuzzy mask people?" I told him. shouldn't he knowwhat a churro is? it's in the KoF exam.
"You mean Hilichurls?" He said looking at me as if I was a crazy woman.
"No, I mean the snack, YES I MEAN JILACHORUS IDIOT" I told him. This dude seriously needs some help, how doesn't he know what a Yisichory is??? "Your saying it wrong." he said ti me sounding extremely disappointed.
"No I'm not, It's pronounced delichuruas. That's that." I told him, who does he think he is saying that I'm saying it wrong??? As Europe says ever so often, VENGENCE SHALL BE MINE! Or was her name Uara? Whatever not important.
"YAHH" A random Hilichurl yelled out suddenly. Actually it was the camp we were going to clear out. And now that theres two axewell mimosas charging at us I now understand why they sent two of us to deal with the camp. I quickly grabbed my (insert weapon of choice) as the dude I was with readied his palrateo(polearm). I Infused my weapon with elemental energy and started attacking the first mimosa while palrateo man dealt with the smaller versions of the mimosa. I quickly finished dealing with the first monster named after a drink and looked to see how the other dude who I've decided to call alletun was doing. In pure shock I dropped my weapon to see he had only dealt with two tiny mimosas. I quickly bent down to grab my weapon as I felt a few of my hairs get singed by the mimosa that just attempted to take my head. I quickly got up and jumped out of the way as the mimosa started to spin swinging its axe like a maniac. I got a better grip on my (insert weapon of choice) and started to attack it. This mimosa seemed to be alot stronger than the other so it must be the leader, especially considering that it started healing when I got it to low healthwhich was the most frustrating thing ever. I Glanced over alletun to see how he was doing and saw him struggling with a Sarogista (Samachurl) and a Bomb Thrower (not klee). I looked back at the mimosa I was dealing with but surprisingly it was gone. Panicking I looked to see where it went and looked up to see it about to jump on top of me and crush me with its axe. Welp, I guess this is the end of my life. I failed at my one goal in life. Sorry Mom, sorry Dad, I'm a failure.
(alletun POV)
I finally defeated the samachurl I was fighting and looked over to see how Y/N was doing, only to see her laying on the ground as a mitachurl was about to split her in half with it's axe. I ran over as fast as I could and yanked her to the side but not fast enough to keep her from having any injuries causing her to have a large gash on her thigh from where the mitachurl struck her. She opened her eyes and looked over at the mitachurl that was pulling its axe out of the ground.
"Huh, I thought for sure I was going to die there! Thanks Alletun! I owe you" she exclaimed honestly, doesn't she feel pain? She's literally going to bleed out. And why does she think my name is Alletun???
"It doesn't matter. You stay back and rest, I'll deal with this Mitachurl." I told her but honestly, I regretted it. I could barely deal with the hilichurls and now I have to fight a mitachurl. I don't get hiw this girl was able to defeat one of them. Maybe it was because she has a vision. The mitachurl started charging towards me to attack. I gripped my polearm and got ready to brace for impact when suddenly a flaming arrow flies out of nowhere piercing the mitachurls mask and instantly killing it. Recognizing the cheerful voice that called out to us as Outrider Ambers. I sighed in relief as I turned to face her and quickly remembered Y/N was bleeding out on the ground. I looked to see how she was doing only to realize she wasn't there. "uh, hey did you see a girl laying on the ground earlier, She's one ofthe newer members." I asked Amber slightly panicked.
"Oh! I do remember seeing a girl running of when I got here! She looked to be injured though, is she okay?" Amber asked me. How the heck dod she even run off? that injury wouldn't have allowed it.
"Honestly I don't know anymore. She seems to be a little crazy if you know what I mean. And she shouldn't have been capable of running with her injury." I told Amber.
"What! If she had an injury that bad we should find her and get her to the cathedral immediately before she gets an infection!" Amber said a bit panicked. I couldn't blame her though. Guess we have to go find her.
(Y/N POV)
"Oh my god it's Amber, WHAT THE HELL IS SHE DOING HERE???" I whisper-yelled to no one really. But why is she here? Better yet, why is she so attractive!? I'd totally let her peg m- WAIT WHAT AM I THINKING?? I have to stay loyal to Lisa. I know for a fact that she won't reject me, all I need is the chance so we're basically dating already! Gosh, my leg hurts a lot now that the adrenaline's of a fight is gone. Wish I knew some healing magic or whatever it is that Barbra does. Speaking of Barbra I should head to the cathedral and to get some healing. I started getting up and proceeded to get five steps away from the tree I was resting on before I fell. Crap, am I going to pass out? Maybe I really will die here. Guess this is the end. I thought As my vision started to blur.
| Fun side facts 1: if you read alletun backwards you get nutella. I decided this because I was bored and looked at mirror, as I looked I noticed a jar of nutella and thought to myself that nutella backwards makes a good name |
