Kill me now........

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A/N A big thank you to angelicwitch for the cover, it looks great!!!

9:00am, Sitting in math

I swear this teacher can drone for our entire Solar System. If having the most boring teacher for the most boring class in school wasn't bad enough, I also had a bit of a struggle getting here!! Ughhh, my life is a failure!! Yeah I know, you're confused. I'm gonna explain.....................

Sooooo, walking to school was a myth and a flipping half........ As you'd probably still remember and laugh at, I tripped down the stairs like a twat! I had to get up real quick though beacuse I remembered that my bus came in two minutes! So I ran for the bus, and jumped on just as he was about to pull away. Obviously I was a bit happy over my little accomplishment of the day, so I started dancing............Dancing. Yes, I know, my brain wasn't exactly pleased with me either; I noticed the whole bus staring at me after about two minutes, so I stopped, my face burning up like nobody's business, but after a few seconds, I realised they weren't looking at my face! And that was the second time I had a conversation with myself that day. I'll show you how it went..........

"Creepy people, got nothing better to do than stare at my stomach all day........"

Ikr!! You'd think they'd have a newspaper or a makeup mirror to stare at!!

"I guess I'm in pretty good shape then, I have been doing ten minute exercises since yesterday so it must be working."

Errrrrmmmm.........

"What?"

I don't think it's your stomach they're looking at...........

"What are you......oh wait, I'm talking to myself still."

Talk about facepalm moment! Needless to say, I felt the need to look down and investigate, and that's when a double shocker hit me. One: I was riding low. Two: I'd forgotten to put on underwear! Ohhhhh kill me now!!!!!! The. Whole. Bus. Could. See. My. Pe..............*THWAK!!!* "OUCH!!!! Flips sake Dan!!! Why'd you do that??" Dan's my best friend in this godforsaken hole they call a school, and also my springboard to reality as I tend to zone out sometimes............."Jay!" He's frantically whispering at me and I turn, rubbing my sore face as I do. "Why'd you slap me Dan??"

"Well you wasn't exactly with this world were you??"

"I'm writing Dan, leave me alone please"

"You realise the whole class heard you say your last line out loud, right??"

"Whaaaaaa............."

AGHHHHH, KILL ME, TAKE ME FAR AWAY, AND DUMP MY BODY IN A RIVER!!

Mr. Holden is staring at me with eyes that could cut through metal, and they seem to be looking into my soul...... "Jason Everett! In the cooler. Now!" Oh well, guess I'm gonna have to tell you the rest of the story after detention...................................

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