The Neomation Chronicles

Riding Off The Rails On A Crazy Train...........

Jason's Pov
Dear diary,
Today marks 4 weeks, 3 days, 46 minutes and 34 seconds since Irene shot down my date proposal in a messy scene of embarrassment and flames.
I don't know how to live life anymore!  This girl was the one!! I mean come on, she had the waterfall of brown hair, brown eyes, and don't even get me started about the rest of her.........
 
I thought we had a future!  I thought she'd see through my inability to form a sentence near her and see that I really care for her!  I thought she was sweet!!
Well that changed  exactly 4 weeks, 3 days, 52 minutes and 27 seconds ago.
Yes.

I'm counting still...........

I've made a new best friend, her name is depression.  She's been there for me all month as I go through this difficult time in my childhood. I seriously couldn't ask for a better mate, if I feel like crying, she gives me the tears, if  I feel like screaming, she hands me anger, if I feel like moping around, she hands me..............

I don't really know what she hands me.  Ughh life isn't worth living anymore!!

Yes.
I, Jason Everett, am solely depressed. I can't believe she turned me down!! My mind goes over those events like a broken record player every day since it happened and I feel like I'm drowning in sorrow. But obviously I ain't gonna let anyone see that.

I shut my diary with a sigh, and look through my contacts for Dan. The holidays started a couple days ago and I need to take my mind of that wondrous devil that is Irene.  Maybe a bowling trip will do...... 

Dan's Pov
Bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bor...........
Yes, that's what my mind had been thinking for two days straight. Our school broke up a couple days ago but all my mates were busy, and Jason had shut himself in the world of depression. I mean come on!!  It's been a flipping month!!  He wouldn't even return any of my calls and we've been friends forever!!

Just then, my phone rang, so I went to pick it up.......

"Hello?"

"Heya Dan!!  Sorry it's been so long since I've called........ "

" Ohh, finally come to join us in the world of the living then?"

"Uh huh......  how does bowling sound to you?"

"Sounds great! Meet you outside the center in half an hour??"

"Yeah sure!"

"Good."

"Oh, Dan?"

"Yeah?"

"Sorry about the whole shutting you out thing...... "

"Mate you're so dumb!"

"Whaaaa??....... "

"I've forgiven you already! Just wanna make sure you're ok."

"Oh! Well, thank you."

"No problem, see you in a bit dumbass."

I hear a sigh over the phone as he says, "I've told you so many times not to call me that......."

"Well don't live up to the name then!" I laugh. "See you in a bit Jase. "

"Yeah, see you."
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I should have known.  Bowling was never one of my strong points and now here I am, sitting sullen faced by the scoreboard as Dan gets his 4th strike in a row!

"Please remind me, why the hell did you pick bowling again?"

" It was the first thing I thought of!  I forgot Dan is a pro at literally everything in the world.........."

"Dumbass........"

"Oh shut up! "

"Who me??"

"Whaaaa?"

I glance up to see Dan looking at me with an amused expression on his face, and I groan inwardly, "Please don't tell me I said that out loud......."

"Was you doing that thing where you argue with yourself again?" He smirks a little before adding the next line, "It's absolutely hilarious to watch........"

I groan again, out loud this time and retort, "Isn't it just a little bit gay that you stare at me when I'm not looking?"

"I haven't even told you what you do yet," he laughs. "You kinda zone out and start staring in one direction, then your lips start moving........"

"Dan seriously, you're asking for a slap." I'm a little bit more than annoyed with him right now.

"That's not even the best part though!"

His famous smirk is now back on his face, and I sigh, knowing I'm going to regret asking this next question.

"What's the best part?"

"Some inhumane sounds come out of your mouth while your lips are moving." he says, his smirk getting bigger by the word. "I should record it for you sometime, you look like one of those bad puppets from 1964!"

He's laughing hysterically now, the tears streaming down his face as he struggles to stand due to the stomach pains from laughing so hard, and I look at him in despair and embarrassment. I seriously need to ask dad if I was born a girl, because I feel like the main character of a bad boy meets good girl movie right now...............

A/N: Wassup guys!!  I'm sooo sorry about the long time between updates, as I said before I lost all my work due to an unfortunate accident involving my phone and the toilet bowl...........    Then there was the case of writers block to deal with.  I know some of you are probably wondering why I didn't just jump on the computer and do it there, and I have two very good excuses.

Excuse number 1: My sister also writes stories on Wattpad and tends to use the computer to do so when it's free

Excuse number 2: You try to shove your way onto one computer shared among eight people............

But yh on a serious note, thanks for sticking by and waiting. Don't forget to comment and vote if you like this short chapter, and also don't forget to check out AmakayLiynch and her story, It's complicated.

Have a good day, whatever you're doing!!