Sid's Miss Tattoo

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Sid: What the duck? Kaisi khandar jaisi jagah hai yeh? In logon ne Monu ko inquiry ka bolke, ye saza di hai ki woh yahan rahe. Subah se pata nahi kuch khaaya bhi hoga ya nahi.

Sid sauntered inside the bureau.

Guard: Arey bhai? Kahan chale? Aap bina permission ke andar nahi jaa sakte.

Sid: *reading his name from the name tag* Arey Vinod Bro!! Why you so angry? Just chill! Actually meri ek friend hai, Monu....I mean, Monami. Woh andar hai. Pichle bahut ghanto se ghar nahi aayi hai so i have come to see her.

Guard: Agar woh andar interrogation ke liye hain, toh jab Sahab bolenge toh ghar chali jaayegi. Lekin agar usne kuch gunaah kiya hai toh phir......

Sid: Oh bro! Meri Monu kabhi gunaah nahi kar sakti. Ek machhar galti se mar jaata hai usse, toh machhar ki laash se sorry bolne lagti hai. She is like a rose. *remembering Monami*

Guard: Bhai, woh gulaab ho ya kamal, lekin bahar toh tabhi aayegi jab Karan Sahab permission denge.

Sid: Arey woh khadoos toh kabhi nahi dega permission. Mujhe toh lag hi raha tha ki use hate at first sight hua hai Monu se.

Guard: Woh kuch bhi ho, lekin aap andar....

Sid: Arey, bro!!!

Sid looked at an officer and the officer was surprised when Sid addressed him as a bro. The guard was shocked too.

Sid: *to the officer while running towards him* Bro, you remember me?

Officer: Nahi toh!

Sid: Wow bro! 10th mein kasmein khaayi thi ki we will never grow apart. Tune uss neeli kalam se meri shirt pe apni bhaddi si handwriting mein likha tha "stay in touch". Woh sab bhool gaya?

Officer: Kaun si neeli kalam? Kaun si bhaddi handwriting? Meri handwriting bahut achhi hai, okay?

Sid: *nervous laughter* Huh! School mein bhi aisa hi kehta tha. It's okay bro. I understand ki tu nahi chahta ki kisi ko bhi pata chale teri bhaddi handwriting ke baare mein.

Sid comes back to the guard.

Sid: Woh mera dost hai, main thodi der usse toh mil sakta hoon na?

Guard: Agar woh sahab kahein ki haan aap unke dost hain, toh mil sakte hain.

Sid thought about it for a few seconds and smiled before going back to the officer.

Sid: You don't remember me bro?

Officer: Nahi bilkul nahi.

Sid: Achha forget it. But, I remember you bro. Waise, yahan pe meri aur in Guard bro ki ladaai ho rahi thi. Tum intelligent lagte ho, bataoge ki kaun sahi hai?

Officer: Haan, bilkul bataunga. Ladaai ka topic kya hai?

Sid: Main isko ye bol raha tha ki ek soldier apne family se zyada apne desh se pyaar karta hai. Toh ye bolne lage ki nahi, family se zyaada pyaar hona chahiye. Ab tell me bro, you have love for your motherland and isiliye toh tum soldier bane na?

Officer: Bilkul. *to the guard* Ye sahi keh raha hai, Vinod. Tum soch bhi kaisi sakte ho ki yeh galat hoga. Ye sach bol raha hai.

Sid thanked the officer and shook hands with him. The officer went away and Sid went back to the guard.

Sid: Dekha bro! Maine kaha tha na ki he is my friend. Thodi der ke liye mujhe pehchaan nahi paa raha tha. But, dekha kaise yaad dila diya use!

Guard: Sahi kaha aapne. Mujhe maaf kar deejiye. Lekin, protocol hai, follow karna padta hai. 

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