Did I make the title sound too serious? I think I did- anyway as a way to apologize to the characters that barely got any truths or dares or the ones that I never added in here yet, this is a chapter dedicated to them.
A l s o why tf am I updating this book so much all of a sudden- and I'm planning to post another chapter t o m o r r o w . I think I have enough material (truths and dares) for then- if not then I'm gonna have to think of a plot agh- anyway I've been talking too long (accidental Amity quote 0: so ya I'm just gonna start the chapter now-
Camila: I only got one dare ;-;
Eda: Yeah well I didn't get any-
Lilith: I DiDn'T eVeN aPpEaR iN tHiS bOoK
Me: oh yeah srry Lilith. I kinda forgot about you- also you're hard to write and idk who to ship you with-
Hooty: You can always ship her with mEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lilith: Of course not. You're way to good for me, Hootsifer
Me: ...ye sure let's say that's the reason I wouldn't ship you guys.
Camila: WELL DON'T SHIP HER WITH ME
Me: I don't know if anyone ships that- well almost everyone shipped Eda and you but now Eda has raine so maybe- wait why not?
Camila: WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU SHIPPED US??????? WRITE US HAVING SEX???????????? HUH????????????????????????
Me: Well if it was a dare then ye-
Camila began choking Kermit (as in me not as in the muppets character- if you didn't get that-) while Lilith and Hooty talked about serious things and Eda looked at old pictures of Raine that she had (not in a creepy way-)
Gus: *Opens door* Oh hey, what's going on in here-
Gus: *Sees me being choked by Camila*
Gus: ...
Gus: *Walks out*
Me: OkAy OkAy I'm SORRYY-
Camila: Good. *Stops choking me*
Me:
Me: JK-
Camila began choking the unregretful Kermit again (ok does this sound wrong or do I just have a dirty mind now-) and Eda and Lilith and Hooty continued being somewhat normal.
Viney, Jerbo, and Barcus suddenly appeared- I even forgot to put them in thiS chapter-
Viney and Jerbo talked about their crushes (*cough* Emira and Edric *cough*) while Barcus and Owlbert talked.
Barcus: Woof
Owlbert: *owl noises*
Eda: wow my life is so t r a g i c
Me, still being choked: You think youR LIFE IS TRAGIC????? I'VE BEEN STUCK ON FNAF 2 NIGHT 2 FOR DAYS BECAUSE WITHERED FOXY KEEPS KILLINg me AND I'M BEING CHOKED TO DEATH RIGHT NOW-
Camila: THE ONLY THINGS YOU SHOULD SAY RIGHT NOW IS THAT YOU'RE SORRY AND YOU'LL NEVER GIVE LUZ A LUST POTION EVER AGAIN
Me: She seemed pretty into f#cking Amity I don't think she even needs the potion-
Camila: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!?!??!??!??!??!!!!!??
Me: #$(÷#¥@(+~'{|}¤*××£
Me: *Dies*
Viney: Hold on a sec
Viney: *Heals me*
Me: GoD DaMNiT OkAy FiNe I'm SORRy FOR LETTING THEM Do THE DaRE AND GIVING LUZ A LUST POTION-
Camila: If you say jk again I will keep choking you
Me: I MEAN IT- (I don't)
Camila: *Stops choking me*
Camila: Okay, I just need to punish Luz now.
Me: aah-
Me: W o w I can breathe again
Hooty: What's going on there?
Lilith: I don't know and I don't want you
Hooty: anyway so then my crush said that-
Me: I should probably add Hunter here but he's a b!tch so
Hunter: Tf did you just call me?!??!?!??!?
Me: Oh apparently I already added you- a n y w a y I don't wanna get beaten up again so, I didn't say anything-
Withered Foxy: She called you a b!tch
Me: WITHERED FOXY??? WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE-
Withered Foxy: You can't escape me
Me: *Snaps fingers so Withered Foxy teleports back into his own franchise*
Hunter: YoU cAlLeD mE a BiTc-
Me: *SNAPS FINGERS AGAIN SO HUNTER TELEPORTS BACK INTO THE EMPEROR'S CASTLE*
Me: OKAY I THINK I'M FINALLY SAFE NOw
Secret other narrator: But she was not.
(No, that's not going anywhere)
Okay my hands hurt so I'm just gonna watch vines now- b y e 👌👌
(Also yes I changed the rating to mature-)
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Truth or Dare with The Owl House!
FanfictionHere's a Truth or Dare with the gays- Owl House characters! Hope you enjoy!!!