THE SINGING SHART

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While Hana and Samantha were waiting to have a baby, Hana's mother was trying to find his son (👱🏻‍♂️), Hana's brother, so she could have #incest.

Meanwhile, CocaCola started having homosexual tendencies, and wanted to visit Farty (👩🏻‍🦱)'s parents cus she died and cus idk

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New characters that we will forget about later: 😇

👩🏻‍💼: Farty's mom. she smells like shit and she never washes her ass hole, that's why she's still a #virgin

👨🏻‍💼: Farty's dad, his mustache is full of lice and full of their shit. the doctor said that he needs to remove the mustache or the lice will multiplicate but he doesn't want to do that

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👩🏻‍🦰: heyy...its been awhile since i didnt see ur ugly faces

👩🏻‍💼👨🏻‍💼: what r u doing here

👩🏻‍🦰: i just wanted to see you omg

👩🏻‍💼: i never liked you. you disappeared after Farty's death.

👨🏻‍💼: what a ginger ugh

👩🏻‍💼: ikr omg. i told Farty she was gonna have bad luck with this ginger

👩🏻‍🦰: its not like u think!!!!!

👨🏻‍💼: omg shut up

👩🏻‍💼🤜🏻👩🏻‍🦰*punches vagina rlly hard*

👩🏻‍🦰: omg why

👩🏻‍💼: gingers are not allowed in this house

👨🏻‍💼: yeah didnt u see the sign at the door you dumbass

👩🏻‍🦰: no cus i cant read 💔

👩🏻‍💼: im calling the police

👩🏻‍🦰: oh hell naur

👩🏻‍💼👨🏻‍💼🪓: come here bitch

👩🏻‍🦰😟😢😜💃🏼*runs away*

Coca Cola was running for her life while taking some big farts that tastes like bbq sauce, cus she takes big farts when she's scared. That didn't help her cus Farty's parents started sniffing the fart to follow her.

👩🏻‍💼🪓: ur done bitch

👩🏻‍🦰: no please i cant die

👨🏻‍💼: why not

👩🏻‍🦰: cus i'm a protagonist and you're just a secondary character!

👩🏻‍🦰*thinks*: I can use my ginger powers right now..

👩🏻‍💼: ugh

👩🏻‍🦰: GINGER POWERS ACTIVATE 💋🍑🍆✨

👩🏻‍🦰*becomes invisible*

👨🏻‍💼: oh ma godd

👩🏻‍🦰: losers

~~~ Meanwhile... ~~~

👱🏽‍♀️: omg babe i feel the baby already

🧕🏾: girl how is that possible. its too soon

👱🏽‍♀️: omg shut up ur just jealous

🐈: yuh

🧕🏾: ugh

👩🏻‍🦰 *teleports using ginger powers*

👩🏻‍🦰: ugh finally i did it

👱🏽‍♀️🧕🏾: omg

👩🏻‍🦰: im gonna break your vaginas bitches

🧕🏾: watch out babe

👱🏽‍♀️: omg protect me and my baby like a true lesbian pls

🧕🏾: ugh fine

👩🏻‍🦰: stupid lesbians. y'all are gonna pay

👱🏽‍♀️: why didn't u die omg

👩🏻‍🦰: cus im a ginger!

👩🏻‍🦰🔪*pulls out knife*

👩🏻‍🦰🔪: come here lesbians

🧕🏾: omg i dont wanna die.  I need to finish Squid Game on Netflix

👩🏻‍🦰🔪: omg what episode are u on

🧕🏾: 6

👩🏻‍🦰🔪: ugh its so #emotional

👱🏽‍♀️: ..

🐈: yuh

👩🏻‍🦰: ugh okay fine!! i will just kill Hana then

👱🏽‍♀️: omg wtf

👩🏻‍🦰🔪: come here lesbian

👱🏽‍♀️: omg u cant kill me

🧕🏾👁👄👁*stares*

👩🏻‍🦰🔪: why not

👱🏽‍♀️: im %1.3 african!

👩🏻‍🦰: ugh ok fine!! but you will need to help me then

🧕🏾: we dont help gingers

👩🏻‍🦰: its not a request 🙄... you'll NEED to help me

👱🏽‍♀️: ugh fine i dont wanna die

🧕🏾: what is it

👩🏻‍🦰: you'll need to help me bring back to life Farty (👩🏻‍🦱)

👱🏽‍♀️: ew why

🧕🏾: is that the girl i killed

👱🏽‍♀️: yeah...and we killed her for a reason!!

👩🏻‍🦰: idc. you're gonna help me

🐈: yuh

🧕🏾: girl thats not realistically possible

👩🏻‍🦰: this is a wattpad story who cares oml

👱🏽‍♀️: ugh fine!!

CocaCola, Hana, and Samantha were collaborating to bring back to life Farty. Meanwhile, Hana's mother finally found his son (👱🏻‍♂️)

👱🏻‍♂️: mom how did u find me

👩🏼: with the power of incest! 🥺😛

👱🏻‍♂️: kiss me already

👱🏻‍♂️👩🏼💋*kisses hard with tongue*

👱🏻‍♂️: mom...

👩🏼: yas?

👱🏻‍♂️: this is all Hana's fault. we need to kill her

👩🏼: ik you're mad but that's #illegal!

👱🏻‍♂️: we're already doing something illegal 🙄

👩🏼: ok #lol! #ecxsdee!

TO BE CONTINUED ON THE NEXT PAGE! 👅

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