1 GIANT EGGPLANT INSIDE OF ME

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Hana and Samantha went back to Hana's house, not knowing what or who was there...

🧕🏾: should we even be here...

👱🏽‍♀️: we didnt sleep in a house for centuries istg

🧕🏾: ok but what if the cum police cums on our house??

👱🏽‍♀️: dont worry that only happens once in 10 years 🤭

🧕🏾: thank god!! 😍

🧕🏾: OMG

👱🏽‍♀️: what is it..the cum???

🧕🏾: l-look...

👩🏼: what are u two doing here!!

👱🏻‍♂️: ugh

👱🏽‍♀️: mom!!!!!

🧕🏾: omg lets go

👱🏽‍♀️: no...i need to talk to them...

👩🏼: i thought u were gone..

👱🏽‍♀️: listen mum as much as I love you I don't love you 🤭

👩🏼: whore

👩🏼🤜🏼👱🏽‍♀️*punches in the pussy*

👱🏽‍♀️: YOU WILL REGRET THIS!!

👱🏻‍♂️: cunts get out of here

🧕🏾: dont talk to us like this

🧕🏾💦👱🏻‍♂️*spits on him*

🧕🏾: i cant believe ur the sperm that won

👱🏻‍♂️: OMG STOP IM NEURODIVERGENT AND A MINOR! 😢

🧕🏾🤜🏾👱🏻‍♂️*punches balls*

👱🏻‍♂️*cries aesthetically with glitter #euphoriavibes*

👱🏽‍♀️*does karate pose*

👱🏽‍♀️: get here if you want to fight!

👩🏼: dont worry my vagina is very hydrated for this 🤭

👩🏼*sprints with farts*

👱🏻‍♂️: if this fight needs to be good we need to put some mitski in the background

👱🏻‍♂️ 📻*puts mitski*

👱🏽‍♀️: squirty powers activate!

👱🏽‍♀️🍑🌊 *does a tsunami with pussy*

👩🏼: NOOOOO

👩🏼*dies*

🧕🏾: twink

👱🏻‍♂️*orgasms*

🧕🏾: ew your germs are getting on me

🧕🏾: super mega piss!

🧕🏾🍑💦💦💦*does a wave of piss*

👱🏻‍♂️*dies*

👱🏽‍♀️: omg we won

🧕🏾: lets take their money

👱🏽‍♀️: ok im taking their panties 🤭

Meanwhile...

👩🏻‍🦰: this walmart seems a nice place to invade with my ginger powers

🤰🏽*buys products unbothered*

👩🏻‍🦰: you! you will be my next victim

🤰🏽: ew I didn't know gingers could speak english

👩🏻‍🦰: with your baby I will make a scientific experiment that will turn every human into a ginger!

🤰🏽: NO

🤰🏽*runs with hands in the hair*

👩🏻‍🦰: GINGER POWERS ACTIVATE

👩🏻‍🦰🍑🔥🔥🔥*uses ginger pussy fire powers*

🤰🏽: NOOOO

🗣: STOP!

👩🏻‍🦰: who is this!!??

👩🏻‍🦱: me! yes, Farty!

👩🏻‍🦰: weren't u dead???

👩🏻‍🦱: yeah but im pretty so

👩🏻‍🦰: ok kidnap this woman for me xx

👩🏻‍🦱: no!

👩🏻‍🦰*gasps*

👩🏻‍🦰: why!!! i thought we were bffs

👩🏻‍🦱: not after u left my molding vagina on ur bathroom floor!

👩🏻‍🦰: its because you're not a relevant protagonist ok!!

👩🏻‍🦱: I will be after i will kill ur ass 🤭

👩🏻‍🦰: proof?

👩🏻‍🦱*turns into the diarrhea fairy*

🧚🏻‍♀️👩🏻‍🦱💦💩 *uses super mega liquid diarrhea fairy blast*

👩🏻‍🦰: EWWW

👩🏻‍🦱: i got diarrhea powers after i didnt finish that poop! 🤭🤭

👩🏻‍🦰: I see...

👩🏻‍🦰💨 *uses mega ginger fart*

👩🏻‍🦱: EW GET UR GINGER CELLS AWAY FROM ME

👩🏻‍🦱🤜🏻👩🏻‍🦰*punches*

👩🏻‍🦰💦👩🏻‍🦱*spits on pussy*

👩🏻‍🦱🗣👩🏻‍🦰*bites arm*

👩🏻‍🦱: this is over!

👩🏻‍🦱💩💨*uses mega diarrhea fart*

👩🏻‍🦰: NOOOOO

👩🏻‍🦰 🏃🏼‍♀️ *runs away*

👩🏻‍🦱: I will find you and kill you whore!

🤰🏽: omg thank you young lady! how can I even repay you?

👩🏻‍🦱: give discord nitro 😍

🤰🏽*moans*

🤰🏽: MY BABY IS COMING OUT

👩🏻‍🦱: YASSS CONGRATS 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

🤰🏽: NO I MEAN OUT OF ME

👩🏻‍🦱: oh...

👩🏻‍🦱*runs away*

💩 WILL HANA AND SAMANTHA BE FINALLY HAPPY TOGETHER??? WILL FARTY DEFEAT COCACOLA ONCE AND FOR ALL?? 💩

To be continued on the next page...

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