ON THE EDGE OF THE CREAM

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Farty was finally ready to fight CocaCola!

👩🏻‍🦱: finally I found you cunt! ur not going anywhere anymore

👩🏻‍🦰: omg why ur so obsessed with me!!! #fanbehaviour

👩🏻‍🦱: girl pls weren't you the one that wanted to buy matching emoji pajamas? embarassing

👩🏻‍🦰: it was 2nd grade ok!!!

👩🏻‍🦱: i could excuse some of your actions but taking nicki minaj and mitski is too much! 🤬

👩🏻‍🦰: whatever! you're just jealous that my farts are way longer than yours 🙄

👩🏻‍🦱*sprints with pussy*

👩🏻‍🦰*stops Farty with her massive boobs*

👩🏻‍🦱: get here whore!

👩🏻‍🦰*does karate pose*

👩🏻‍🦱🤜🏻👩🏻‍🦰*punches*

👩🏻‍🦰👣👩🏻‍🦱*steps on her face*

👩🏻‍🦱🤌🏻👩🏻‍🦰*pulls hair*

👩🏻‍🦰: MY GINGER HAIR OMG

👩🏻‍🦱: whateva!

👩🏻‍🦰: THIS IS THE LAST STRAW!!

Meanwhile...

👱🏽‍♀️: wait so this means we can do what we want like watching all seasons of gay shows

🧕🏾: yes but you didn't stan loona so we're doomed

👱🏽‍♀️: that meme is so old..

🧕🏾: NO WAIT

👱🏽‍♀️: WHAT IS MY PUSSY STINKING AGAIN

🧕🏾: where tf is the cat

👱🏽‍♀️: oh...

👱🏽‍♀️: idk we lost it like 2 chapters ago el oh el 👅

🐈: yuh

🧕🏾: where tf were you dumbass

🐈: yuh (stealing from Olive Garden)

👱🏽‍♀️: whatever we're literally pretty and we won like true protagonists

🧕🏾: ikr like my boobs are literally bigger than a mountain

👱🏽‍♀️: OMG

🧕🏾: WHAT AGAIN

👱🏽‍♀️: did u remember an year ago when I left frozen poop in the fridge

🧕🏾: no #oops

👱🏽‍♀️: WELL I DID LETS GO EAT IT OMGG 😍

🧕🏾: dw it's all yours 🤭

🐈: yuh

👱🏽‍♀️🍦 *eats cutely in an anime way*

🧕🏾: so what are we going to do i'm bored

👱🏽‍♀️: have sex 😍😍

Meanwhile..

👩🏻‍🦰: IM SO DONE WITH U WANNABE LEAD CHARACTER

👩🏻‍🦱: UR WHOLE PLOT IS BEING A GINGER WDYM

👩🏻‍🦰: way more interesting than having parents with an house made of poop and dying all the time

👩🏻‍🦱: its vintage you can't understand artistic people like me

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