THE LOUD GINGER FART

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Samantha was trying to seduce Hana by showing her dominant/half demon half angel/vampire/emo/depressed energy. Hana was getting wet by the bouncing of her big juicy ass slowly walking towards her to begin the action.

👱🏽‍♀️: omg what if your mother caught us 🥺🥺

🧕🏾: then let her watch 😈😈

Hana was slowly getting wet, while Samantha was putting her big juicy scrumptious hand inside her big juicy wet vagina. Hana was so excited that she was gonna faint full of moans and satisfactions towards her. It felt like Jesus was gonna take her to paradise for the eternal pleasure.

👱🏽‍♀️: baby this is too much 🥺🥺🥺

🧕🏾: good 😈😈😈

🐈: yuh...

🧕🏾: ew what is the cat doing here

👱🏽‍♀️: no babe don't stop 😭😭😭😭😭❗️❗️❗️😭❗️❗️😭❗️😭❗️❗️😭😭❗️❗️❗️❗️

🧕🏾: I'm over with you!! 🙄

👱🏽‍♀️: NOOÖÕŌÒÓÔŒØŌº

🧕🏾*runs away aesthetically in slow motion*

👳🏾‍♀️: omg why are you crying aesthetically rn?!!??

🧕🏾: cus I am the protagonist and I feel like bad stuff happens to me cus this show needs a plot okay!!

🧕🏾*runs upstairs like a teeneger girl from those 2000's shows idk*

👳🏾‍♀️: she's such in a silly goofy mood!!!

👱🏽‍♀️: ugh I am so done with her! i might just steal the bathroom soap since she's not my gf anymore! 😜 #thinkpositive

🐈: yuh (u are crazy)

👱🏽‍♀️: ok lets go bestie

👱🏽‍♀️🐈🪟💥 *jumps out bathroom window and breaks 5 of her bones*

*Meanwhile....*

👩🏻‍🦰: i don't want to be a ginger anymore ugh!!

👩🏻‍🦰: the only option I have is...becoming bald!

👩🏻‍🦰 ✂️ *grabs lesbian scissors*

👩🏻‍🦰✂️: it's time...

📱*ring ring bitch*

👩🏻‍🦰: ugh why can't people leave me alone!! I am in a moment that is really important for my character development!!!

👩🏻‍🦰📱: who is it

📱👩🏻‍🦱: it's me ur bestie 🥺

👩🏻‍🦰📱: ew what do you want now

📱👩🏻‍🦱: I don't have the stuff you asked for but we can steal my mom's house 😜

👩🏻‍🦰📱: yasss ❗️❗️

*The next day*

👩🏻‍🦰: ew why is your house brown

👩🏻‍🦱: my mom painted it with her poop

👩🏻‍🦰: omg drop the tutorial 😍

👩🏻‍🦱: later...let's kidnap my mom for now and send her in china

👩🏻‍🦰: ugh I always wanted to do that 😩

👩🏻‍🦱: chile...

🚪💥 *door gets smashed*

👩🏻‍💼: OMG IF ITS THE POLICE I JUST WANNA LET U KNOW THAT WHEN I THREW THE BABY I WAS JUST IN MY EMO ERA 😰😭

👩🏻‍🦱: its me mom!!

👩🏻‍🦰: and me too xoxo

👩🏻‍💼: ew my child and a ginger..?

👩🏻‍🦰🚪💥👩🏻‍💼*throws door on her with her ginger powers*

👩🏻‍💼: OMGAAWDKDOESOS

👩🏻‍🦱: take THAT mom!! 😜

👩🏻‍💼: ig I have no choice but...to let my wolf powers unleash..

👩🏻‍🦰: what

👩🏻‍💼🐺💥💥 *transformates into wolf*

🐺: run

👩🏻‍🦰: eww what is that

👩🏻‍🦱: ugh mom stop being a furry!! 🙄🙄🙄 i am prettier than u anyways

🐺👩🏻‍🦱💥*attacks*

👩🏻‍🦱: OMG HELP

👩🏻‍🦰: EVERYONE STOP OR I WILL UNLEASH THE FART I HAVE BEEN HOLDING FOR 3 YEARS

🐺👩🏻‍🦱: ew

👩🏻‍🦱: u kept a fart for 3 years?

👩🏻‍🦰: yes!! went to pussies word records!!

🐺: grrrrr rawrrrr

👩🏻‍🦰: Farty...RUN

👩🏻‍🦱: okay m-m-m-as...ter... 🥺🥺

🐺: rrrrrr

👩🏻‍🦰: its just the two of us...

👩🏻‍🦰🍑💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨🐺 *farts rlly loudly that the house starts to explode*

👩🏻‍🦰: omg we gotta go

💥🏠💥* explodes full of ginger fart*

👩🏻‍🦱: what did u do to the house u dumbass bitch

👩🏻‍🦰: atleast ur mom is prob dead rn😜

👩🏻‍🦱: ..... true

👩🏻‍🦰: ok we need to kiss passionately now

👩🏻‍🦱: enemies to lovers trope yasss

👩🏻‍🦱👩🏻‍🦰👄 *kisses*

Farty and CocaCola were kissing while the sunset illuminated the world (???) Meanwhile...

👱🏽‍♀️: ugh im so done with life..

🐈: yuh (idgaf im hungry)

👱🏽‍♀️: atleast u undertand me 🥺

🐈: yuh (yeah sure 🙄)

👤: Hana...?

👱🏽‍♀️*turns around in slow motion*

👱🏽‍♀️: o-omg...!!!

TO BE CONTINUED!!! 👱🏽‍♀️👩🏻‍🦱👩🏻‍🦰🐈💥🏠🐺🐈👤

idk why but when I finish to write a page I always have the urge to go poop 🥺 #funfact

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