Samantha was running away crying while her boobs bounced to the sounds of a homeless person singing songs of Mariah Carey
🧕🏾: i can't cant take this anymore!! 😭
🧕🏾: and I can't take this song!!
🧕🏾✋🏾🧔🏼*slaps homeless person*
🧔🏼: why!!!
🧕🏾: because I'm better than you!! 🙄
🧔🏼: prove it bebe girl 😡
🧕🏾*starts rapping*
A crowd starts to form and Samantha and the weird homeless dude that smells like fish started doing a rap battle!!
🧔🏼: 🎶 you are so ugly the doctor declined your appointment, you were too sad because you are a disappointment 🎶
crowd: BOO
🧕🏾: 🎶 if I could tell you how many things were wrong with those lines, then I would be the only one that truly shines 🎶
crowd: YASSSS
🧔🏼: 🙄🙄
🧔🏼: 🎶 i heard your name is cool, isn't it Samantha? so please just go, back to Atlanta 🎶
crowd: EWWW
🧕🏾: we can clearly see who won here 😍🙄❗️
Samantha won and stole the money of the homeless person and the crowd started punching him and then threw him in the river 😜🍕
Meanwhile...
👩🏻🦱: CocaCola...you're having ho-ho-homo...sexual.....tendencies....?
👩🏻🦰: yes 😢 and you're making them bigger!
👩🏻🦱: a ginger and fruity! double homicide 💔
👩🏻🦰: I need to tell you something....
👩🏻🦱: omg what else now!!!
👩🏻🦰: I have feelings for someone..
👩🏻🦱: omg thats totally okay if you have a crush on me cus I'm really pretty so I get it 😍
👩🏻🦰: not you!! you never wash your armpits
👩🏻🦱: UGH!! THEN WHO??
👩🏻🦰: It's....Hana
👩🏻🦱: ew what. why
👩🏻🦰: cus like she's so perfect and rich and emo😢😢😢
👩🏻🦱: i get it 🙄...she is so perfect (if she wasn't a lesbian 😡)
👩🏻🦰: what should I do...
👩🏻🦱: confess 😜
👩🏻🦰: okay I'm gonna send her a text
👩🏻🦱: you still have her contact? 💀
👩🏻🦰: yeah cus the last time I wanted to sell her organs soo 😍🍕🍕
👩🏻🦱: that's so fetch!
Meanwhile...
👱🏽♀️: omg what would happen if everyone in the world started farting at the same time
🐈: yuh (when will you ever shut the fuck up pls)
👱🏽♀️📱*receives text from CocaCola*
👱🏽♀️: ugh what does this ginger want
👱🏽♀️*reads text that says: Hana...it's been a while now but I wanted to confess to you! I know I already did but I wanna truly do it this time...let's meet at Pussy Squirty Road 97 infront of the Pizzeria pls"
👱🏽♀️: ew!! she rlly thinks she has a chance with me?? I can't ruin my reputation by being with a ginger!
🐈: yuh (yuh)
👱🏽♀️: but...I could use her for my advantage 😍😍 i have nothing to lose anyways #doritos
👱🏽♀️📱*text back: okay..fine. see you there soon 🍵🍕🫒*
Hana goes to the pizzeria and meets CocaCola
👱🏽♀️: so..talk ginger!
👩🏻🦰: I like pizza
👱🏽♀️: ofc you like it! its red like your hair 🙄
👩🏻🦰: *gasps*
👱🏽♀️: y'know what..I was gonna use you but this is too awkward, bye! 🙄
👩🏻🦰: no don't go!
👩🏻🦰🍑👱🏽♀️*graps Hana's ass to stop her*
👱🏽♀️: ew get your ginger hands away from my booty!
👩🏻🦰: give me a chance pls
👱🏽♀️: ...
👱🏽♀️: do your thing pussy cat 🙄
👩🏻🦰: wha-
🐈👩🏻🦰❗️*jumps on her head and scratches hair away*
👩🏻🦲: OMG MY HAIR!
👱🏽♀️: LMAOO!!
👱🏽♀️: atleast ur not a ginger anymore...from the outside
👩🏻🦲: you will pay for this TRUST ME
👱🏽♀️: and what you're gonna do? slap me with your ginger hair? oops, sorry you don't have any 😜
👩🏻🦲: grrrr 👿 🦁🦁
👩🏻🦲🏃🏼♀️*runs away angry and bald*
👱🏽♀️: lets get some pizza shall we
🐈: yuh (yas)
WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO EVERYONE?? 😮🛺
WILL COCACOLA GAIN HER GINGER HAIR BACK?? 🙄
WILL SAMANTHA RAP BATTLE AGAINST ALL THE HOMELESS PEOPLE OF THE WORLD?? 😝
WILL HANA FIND TRUE LOVE AGAIN?? 🥺
WILL FARTY ACTUALLY STFP?? 🤬
WE WILL SEE IN THE NEXT PAGE..
to be continued 😜😍🐯🫒👱🏽♀️🍵👩🏻🦰💔📲
