Life is weird

Why tho

So state fair happened and I have one interesting story.

Now me and my mom where at the state fair inside a building and just roaming around and JOKINGLY I said to my mom "who's one person you hope you don't see here?" She said my sister for reasons but I was like ok moving on. Now in my head I was like "I really hope I don't see my ex red that would be a nightmare." Well k was lucky I saw no ex.

But that's not what happened.

My mom wanted to see some chairs and so she goes over to a booth and sits down. As I was about to make a comment about the chairs out of the corner of my eye I see two girls running and sit down quickly.

I locked eyes with one of them and I slowly realized that she was the girl from my school. Now I didn't talk with her often but when I did it was pure chaos.
So for some context I have a yaoi folder on my phone and I like to show it to people to make them uncomfortable (I always ask to show them first so I don't cross any lines). So I kinda forgot about this folder I don't use often anymore so it's kinda just there. That is important because I forget a lot of things.
I knew her because I wanted to be friends with her and she apparently had edibles on her the entire year (Queen shit). I never stopped to think about how she might've remembered me well because I forgot she existed most of the time.

Okay context over.

We locked eyes and the realization hit us.
"Wait I know you! [CENSORED], right?"
She used my chosen name and I was already on edge.
"Yeahyeah, I have you're phone number I tried to put you in a group chat with my friends"
"Yeah and your the one with GAY PORN!"

I fucking froze bro. Legit wanted to ask where my super suit was at because I was like "WELL SHIT MY MOMS FIVE FEET AWAY FROM SHE PROBABLY HEARD THAT OH IM SO FUCKED"

"Yeah I'm sorry about that friend thing and I'm sorry I said that you have GAY PORN on your phone, I'm just kinda on a toxic roll rn lol"

"BRUuUuUUh MY MOM IS RIGHT THERE"
"OH LMAO IM SO SORRY OK I HAVE TO PEE BYE"
"YEAH YOU GO DO THAT BYE"
The b she walked into the sunset to go pee.

AND APPARENTLY my mom didn't here Jack shit. I have never been so lucky. She kept asking me what she said and I keep saying to forget about it.

Anyways the fair was a lot of fun and I even bought my first pride flag, best purchase. That's all I really have and I'm getting better for now so hopefully I'll have more stories soon. I have some kinda warm kind cold tea but that's for later (just a safety precaution). I'll see y'all later.
EAT
SLEEP
TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF
YOURE ENOUGH
I LOVE YOU
KEEP GOING YOU BEAUTIFUL BITCH