BSD One-shots!!

chapter 7: babysitting

Chapter 8: Babysitting

"--And his baby bottle is in here, along with a few toys, his tummy time mat is over here, and his diapers and wipes and all that are in here. Alright, anything I need to repeat again?"

"No sir!" Dazai saluted Chuuya, making the ginger roll his eyes. "Atsushi and I will take great care of little Kaito! Right, Atsushi?"

"Yes! I will do my best! Don't worry, Chuuya. I won't let Dazai go crazy or anything." Atsushi smiled.

Chuuya took a deep breath. "Alright. I'm trusting you guys with this little gremlin. Don't fuck up."

Chuuya carefully handed Atsushi the baby. "Here you go, careful, support his head.. Yep just like that.. There." Chuuya looked at Atsushi, taking in his expression and smiling. The boy had a focused look on his face, his entire being focused on the little human in his arms. It was cute. The baby happily cooed at Atsushi, and the boy smiled and cooed back.

"A- Am I doing okay?" Atsushi hesitantly asked. It was his first time holding a baby, and he didn't want to hurt him or do anything wrong.

Chuuya gave him an encouraging smile. "Yep, you're doing just fine. See? He likes you." Chuuya pointed to the little boy, who was nuzzled into Atsushi neck.

"Atsushiii~! What about meee~?" Dazai whined.

Chuuya glared at the brunette. "I'm leaving Atsushi in charge of most of what Kaito requires. If you so much as make him cry, your ass is dead."

"Oh c'mon chibi~ I'm great with kids! See? Watch." Dazai turned to the baby, making faces to try and get the boy to laugh, but he simply got ignored. Kaito only focused on the strand of Atsushi's hair he had grasped onto. Dazai pouted, and Chuuya barked out laughing. Dazai pouted more. Chuuya laughed harder. Kaito just looked up at Atsushi, not caring of the other adults.

Atsushi chuckled. "They're funny, aren't they, little guy?" The small baby looked into sunset eyes and smiled, letting out a small coo. Atsushi smiled in return. "You're quite cute, aren't you?" He pinched the boy's cheek, prompting a small giggle to come out of the baby. Atsushi smiled.

He looked so 𝘪𝘯𝘯𝘰𝘤𝘦𝘯𝘵..

"Alright, well Ryuunosuke is probably waiting for me, so I'm gonna get going." Chuuya turned to the baby. "Have fun, bubby!" He gave him a small forehead kiss before turning and leaving.

Then chaos, because these two don't know how children work.

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"No, Dazai! We can't feed him crab! He's a baby, babies are supposed to eat soft food."

"We could blend it?"

"No!"

Dazai pouted. "Fine. Feed him the stupid, gross baby food." He crossed his arms like a child.

Atsushi smiled and chuckled. He passed Dazai as the brunette made his way into the living room, and pecked him on the cheek. "Don't worry Osamu, 𝘸𝘦 can have crab." He smirked as he heard Dazai gasp softly.

"R- Really..?"

Atsushi chuckled again. "Don't sound so surprised, this happens every night I try to get you to eat something else."

Dazai smiled. "Yeah, you're right." He leaned on the island and watched Atsushi prepare the baby food. "Eww, why does it 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬 like that?? Is that even healthy??" He crinkled his nose in disgust at the green goo that was the baby's food.