A/N (you can totally skip this if you want to): Hey everyone! So, obviously, I haven’t updated this in forever. I wasn’t planning on doing so… ever, really, because I had so many other projects (both writing and otherwise), and I was trying to get away from writing fanfiction and actually try something original. I have been doing that, but I’m also probably not going to publish that on here at all (idk, I’m always paranoid that someone might steal my stuff and become rich and famous over it, even though the likelihood of that is 1/100000000… you get the idea). But I noticed that after all this time of not updating, I still got votes and comments and stuff. So I thought – why not update? It’s only 25 rules, and I have a ton of new material to work with. Hope you all like this! Thanks for your support!
Also, if you’re not up to date as of 3/26, this has spoilers.
281. I will not sign Cruella up for community service hours at the Storybrooke animal shelter
282. Not allowed to invite Ursula over for a dinner party and serve her fish food.
283. I will stop screaming “Oh Captain, my Captain!” every time I pass Killian by on the street.
284. Time travel is very dangerous, and should never be used. Especially not just to go back and punch Hans in the face.
285. Offering Rumplestiltskin the chance to watch chick flicks and eat chocolate together because of his breakup with Belle is irritating to him and hazardous to my health.
286. Not allowed to ask August if his nose is compensating for something.
287. Ingrid, Elsa, and Emma are not the Powerpuff Girls. Come on, they don’t even have the right hair colors.
288. Just because I wrote one fanfic doesn’t make me The Author.
289. I will stop asking Elsa to make it snow so that school will be cancelled the next day.
290. Everyone is sick to death of ‘Let It Go’. They don’t want to hear Elsa sing it, and they definitely don’t want to hear me sing it.
291. Stop asking if the Star Wars characters are real.
292. Cruella, Ursula, and Maleficent are also not the Powerpuff Girls.
293. Not allowed to ask Maleficent why she doesn’t look like Angelina Jolie.
294. I will stop asking Emma about the size of Killian’s, er, ship.
295. Yes, heroes always win (at least, for now). No, that does not mean I should form a sports team called ‘The Heroes’ and complain when we lose.
296. I am not allowed to hide my homework in the Sorcerer’s Hat.
297. None of the magic-users in Storybrooke ever went to Hogwarts, and I will stop asking them if they did.
298. Asking Zelena what shade of foundation she uses is probably a bad idea.
299. ‘So Much For My Happy Ending’ is not an appropriate song to be singing right now.
300. Not allowed to encourage Regina to drunk-dial Robin.
301. Definitely not allowed to take Baby Neal to see Dr. Whale, point to him, and say “Da-Da” repeatedly.
302. I will stop sending Grumpy “happy pills”.
303. I am not the eighth dwarf, Evilly.
304. I will not tell Killian that I escaped from the ‘magic box with talking people in it’.
305. I will stop following Will and Killian around with bags of popcorn, chanting “Fight! Fight! Fight!” every time they come within ten millimeters of each other.
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Things I Am Not Allowed To Do In Storybrooke
FanficA few things may have to relate to Fairytale Land. It's like Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts, but with Once Upon A Time! Caution: This is not a serious fic by any stretch of the imagination. Your sanity may be severely damaged. You have be...
