Sexuality + Gender Headcanons!

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Let's kick this story off with some headcanons, shall we?

Snowball: Probably does gay stuff but swears that he's straight

Jeff: Idk but he's definitely not straight

Sandy: As NSYNC once said: "Bi bi bi."

Your Mom: She's a pansexual trans woman because ok

Mr. Grits: Straight??? Idk much about him tbh, but he seems hetero as of now

Mr. Pepperoni Man: He's a trans man because I said so. Also, he's definitely fruity.

Mrs. Potato: Not straight, that's what he is.

Chester: Gay gay homosexual gay.

Poop: I imagine him being aro ace.

Banana: Banana more like PANana! Yeah, that was shit.

Avi: She likes girls. Probably a full lesbian?

Ninja: He seems to be aro ace.

Darth Tater: Idfk.

Phteven: Queer as hell.

I think that's it for this chapter!  See you guys in the next one!

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