Ok, so how the Felix Scale of Thiccness will work is that the scale will be measured 1-10, one being the flattest, and ten being the thiccest. I will also be making additional commentary to ✨exemplify✨ their thicc statuses. Let's begin!
Snowball: Boi is thicc asf, have you seen his ass in the newest episode? 8/10
Jeff: The thiccest one there, no doubt. He's all thighs and ass at this point. 9.99/10
Sandy: Meh, it's there, but it's not huge or anything. 6/10
Your Mom: She's flat, but she's getting less flat. 4.5/10
Mr. Grits: He's either extremely thicc or extremely flat. Either 10/10 or -10/10
Mr. Pepperoni Man: I just know that he's a thiccy. 8/10
Mrs. Potato: Flattish. 3/10
Chester: I can hear the sound of his booty cheeks clapping right now. 8.5/10
Poop: Just plain ol' flat. 1/10
Banana: Eh. 5/10
Avi: Has pretty much nothing, but still thiccer than Poop. 2/10
Ninja: Pretty damn flat, but not the flattest. 1.5/10
Darth Tater: He's so flat I could use him as a cutting board. 0.0000000001/10
Phteven: No comment. Not ranking/10
Cloe: Only kind of thicc. 6.5/10
Harry: A little thicc. 6.5/10
I hope you guys enjoyed this chapter!
Anyways, that's it for this chapter! See you guys in the next one!
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FanfictionBecause STA Studios doesn't have enough fan content, so I'm taking that into my own hands. There'll probably be art, headcanons, and maybe oneshots. No lemons, though. Also, there'll be tons of swearing, so brace yourselves.
