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Ok, welcome to my shitty opinions on random shit! Have fun.
I'll start with the canonical ships:
Sandy x Snowball: 8/10
They're pretty cute, I like their dynamic. Sometimes, though, I wish they were a little less simpish towards each other. Other then that, not a bad ship :D
Your Mom x Mr. Grits: 6/10
Not bad, but I find it a little weird how they got together after one episode after having basically no interactions prior. It's a pattern for me to not enjoy this kind of pattern. Also, like the previous couple, they simp over each other too damn much, especially on the Mr. Grits side. Or I have to rewatch the episodes, idk. But they're kind of cute, and I don't hate them together.
Next one I think happened, kinda? I don't exactly remember, but something happened between them, methinks.
Your Mom x Mr. Pepperoni Man: 3/10
Absolutely fucking not. The only reason why it even ranks as a three for me is because of headcanoning purposes. Honestly, I just ship these two with different peeps, and I don't really have anything against this ship. Again, I might have to rewatch the older episodes to take a look at their interactions and determine my opinions from that.
And now, the fanon and crack ships:
Chester x Mrs. Potato: 1000/10
Yes, definitely, absolutely, amazing, astonishing, magnificent! They should've been end game ngl. I headcanon Chester to be faking his crush on Avi so people won't find out that he's gay, even though literally nobody on the ship would care because they're all flaming homosexuals. Seriously, STA, why can't these two be a thing? They'd be the fucking cutest istfg.
Jeff x Mr. Pepperoni Man: Abso-fucking-lutely/10
The dynamic these two have is beautiful. They have more chemistry than Peps had with Your Mom and Jeff has with Avi, which is basically none. Like Chester, Jeffy boi is probably using his fake crush on Avi to pretend he likes women. Also, the friends to lovers dynamic is just *chef's kiss*
Avi x Banana: 0/10
Honestly, they could potentially be cute, but I personally headcanon Avi to be a lesbian, so I don't think it would work out.
Avi x Jeff: -10/10
Zero chemistry whatsoever. At least Avi and Banana have some chemistry, which saves them from going into the negatives. This pairing, however, couldn't even save themselves due to their lack of chemistry. Also, we already know my headcanons about these characters' sexualities, and I wish not to impede on that.
Avi x Chester: Murder me so my eyes don't see this/10
My reasonings here are pretty much the same as the ones I previously listed, but this one is somehow even weirder than Avi x Jeff to me. Why, you might ask? I can't quite place my finger on my reasoning, but it's definitely there. It just really doesn't sit right with me.
Avi x Chloe: ∞/10
I feel like these two could be so cute together! I imagine them sitting in the park holding hands and listening to music (or something similar). They'd both probably be pretty awkward at first, but when they get used to the relationship, they'd be at their peak.
Poop x Prince Ken: EEEEEE/10
This would be a nice ship because I said so, no further argument.
Sandy x Your Mom: 8/10
This one's relatively nice.
Snowball x Mr. Grits (ok, literally nobody's talked about this one, but still): Very interesting/10
Ok, ok, I know the two haven't interacted much, but think about it. It could be very fun to see, even if it probably will never happen in canon.
Mr. Pepperoni Man x Mr. Grits: 5/10
Honestly, I'd have to see them interact more in order to be able to ship them more. Though, the idea of it doesn't sound so bad.
Mrs. Potato x Ninja: Not as good as Chestato, but still good/10
Think about it, these two being together could make for an interesting dynamic. Also, they're mainly here because of the ship name.
Poop x Ninja: 10/10
Yes, just yes.
Mrs. Potato x Mr. Grits: 7.5/10
Also a crack ship I came up with. Sure, they haven't interacted much, but when I was first watching STA, I thought they were like a couple because their names are kind of similar (I thought this before I learned what tf grits are), and they're Mr. and Mrs.
Anyways, that's it for this chapter! See you guys in the next one!
Also, if I missed anything, let me know. *finger guns*
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