Hi. Guess who's hyperfixated on these fucks again? Me! So who's gonna finally update this after four fucking months. That's right, me! So let's fucking do this.
And btw, if you ask "Where's Peach?" or whoever the new characters are, I will say this: I'm not too caught up on new STA, so I have no fucking clue who they are exactly. So yeah, time to actually begin.
Snowball: 5'10
Jeff: 5'1. He's a short motherfucker.
Sandy: 5'3
Your Mom: 5'11
Mr. Grits: 5'7
Mr. Pepperoni Man: 5'6
Mrs. Potato: 5'8
Chester: 6'0
Poop: 5'9
Banana: 5'7
Avi: 5'9. Tall women supremacy.
Ninja: 5'10
Darth Tater: 5'8 because he's just a fucking clone of Mrs. Potato.
Cloe: 5'2
Yeah, anyway, short Jeff supremacy. He's the shortest one here, probably stopped growing in middle school or some shit. Also, tall women are just *chef's kiss*. Also, I just feel like Your Mom and Avi would be tall for some reason. And also also, a lot of the men here give me short person vibes, ESPECIALLY Jeff out here, being shorter than everyone.
Anyways, that's it for this chapter! See you guys in the next one!
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FanfictionBecause STA Studios doesn't have enough fan content, so I'm taking that into my own hands. There'll probably be art, headcanons, and maybe oneshots. No lemons, though. Also, there'll be tons of swearing, so brace yourselves.
