Halloween on Olympus

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Hera: ZEUS!!!!!!!!!!

Artemis: here we go again

Zeus: *enters* What?

Hera: I SAW YOU IN A SKELETON COSTUME HUMPING A MORTAL!!!!!

Zeus: You sure that was me? I mean, that could be anyone, Halloween is coming.

Hera:......... Fine. But I'm watching you

Apollo: that was you dad wasn't it?

Zeus: Yup

Apollo: at least we know why Halloween is your favorite holiday

Hermes: dad, I'm afraid to ask, but WHY were you dressed as a skeleton?

Zeus:*smirks*

Hermes: Called it

Artemis: I need a pumpkin spice latte. I just wasted half my energy comprehending dad's mind.

Apollo: can we-

Artemis: NO! WE ARE NOT GOING TO STARBUCKS! END OF DISCUSSION!

Apollo: Aaaaaaaaw!

Hephaestus: dear us, I wish I was Hades right now. Bet he doesn't have to deal with the cr*p

*underworld*

Persephone:*sitting next to Hades, in a blanket, in front of a fireplace, sipping hot chocolate while snacking on pumpkin cookies* Thanks for taking some time off every Halloween Hades.

Hades:*hugging Persephone* well I want some quality time with my wife

Persephone:*ruffles his hair* Hades, I love you

Hades: and I love you Persephone. It was pretty nice for Demeter to allow you to arrive earlier than usual

Persephone:*nervous sweating* uh....yeah........ Totally.........

*on earth*

Demeter: US DAMNIT! WHERE. IS. MY. DAUGHTER.

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