switch (shitpost cuz' im out of ideas)

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*One day*

Artemis: *aims an arrow to a boar* now, time to shoot this madafaka

*the boar gets hit and didn't die*

Artemis: wait, the fu-
Random lady: GYAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! *gets chased by said boar*
Artemis: wait, what?! Fuck! These are Eros' arrows! I need to find him!

*meanwhile*

Eros:*aiming at a man* time to make love happen

*shoots the dude. And he dies*

Random citizens: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! WE'RE BEING ATTACKED!!!!!!!!!!
Eros: WHA-SHOOT! These are Artemis' arrows
Random person: Who is responsible for this?!
Eros:......... Bye! *runs away*

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