fan made mythology

fan made mythology #2: part 3

OK, remember when I said that it wasn't over? I mean it

OK so Kolos dead, Greece saved, she reunites with her dad, what's more?

Well, know what happens to Greek girls in mythology when they get famous? Suitors flocked all over the world just to marry her. With a serious huge amount of suitors, Maka's been pretty cranky. And since no literally means nothing in ancient Greek, there are more suitors showing up, and since she can't kill them due to the fact their guests and the rules of hospitality, she can't do anything about it.

So then Maka comes up with a plan to finally get rid of them, which Maka announces to all of them "OK, so you all want to marry me? Well, I'll only marry he who beats me in 3 challenges, however........ if you lose ONE challenge, I'll have to kill you!". So 75% of suitors were like "nope, I much rather live" and the rest are like "WHAT ARE THE CHALLENGES! OH OUR LOVELY!". Then they all lose and killed to the point that Maka put a sign that says "wanna marry me? Just don't OK, we're tired of cremating the bodies".

Then one day, Soul (told y'all you'll hear him later) who in this version is a prince driven to exile because of a prophecy that one day he'll kill his dad, sees Maka and it's love at first sight for our hero. But then he hears about the challenge and lose all his mojo.

Because of this, he goes to seek the help of Aphrodite, and she's all like "OMGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!! I SHIP IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I NEED TO THINK OF A SHIP NAAAAMEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!", "Gods! OK lady, you don't have to act like that! You almost broke my eardrums!".

So soul, now with the help of Aphrodite, goes to Maka to ask her hand in marriage, and Maka falls in love with him and doesn't want to see him dead and she tries to persuade him to change his mind, but he assures her that he will win. So it begins, the first challenge is to guess what is in the chest. Aphrodite turns into a fly and goes to the gap between the lid and turns the rocks into gold, when it's guessing time, Aphrodite tells soul the answer and he wins the challenge.

Then it was a test of knowledge, luckily for soul, Aphrodite tells him all the answers that she googled as a fly, which makes him win. The last challenge was a chariot race, where Soul must win in order to marry Maka. So Aphrodite simply gives him a magic chariot and a pair of seriously fast horses and you guessed it, he wins, although he almost puked on Maka. Then they get married and live happily ever after right? Not over yet.

Remember the prophecy? Well, 3 years later, Souls dad goes to the Olympics and Soul accidentally beams him in the head with a discus, killing him. NOW it's THE END.