𝐰𝐨𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐝

𝟏𝟔; 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐧

“IT WAS HONGJOONG HYUNG?!”

Yeosang and Wooyoung were talking in the living room, with the latter spilling all the tea he accumulated the previous night.

“But how’d you know though?” Yeosang raised his brow.

“Well a certain red hair spilled it in Hongjoong hyung’s kitchen”
 

Yeosang visibly froze but proceeded to continue his act. Now this would have worked; but he forgot that this was ‘THE JUNG WOOYOUNG’

“Oh?”

Wooyoung squints his eyes, blows a raspberry and torments the other more.
“Oh yeah… yeah… I wonder who he got it from, hm?”

It was obvious – he was sweating nonstop! “FOR GODSAKE I KNOW YOU WERE THE ONE WHO TOLD HIM OKAY?!”

“You do?”

“Okay let me just clarify things here alright? I AM NOT THAT STUPID OK?!”

“You aren’t?”

“YAH!”
 
 
 

 
 
“What was the plan again?”

“UGHHHHH! Babe just listen okay? LISTEN!” Yunho said pointing to his ear then at Mingi.

“The plan is,” Yunho took a deep breath. “We will be planning some sort of picnic and inform both of the hyungs then leave them there alone. Then when that’s done we’re going to lock them together ‘accidentally’ and wait for a couple of hours for them to bang or something – and then BOOM! A PERFECT FAMILY!”

Yunho wasn’t impressed. San cutting him out like that and telling his boyfriend what the plan was upset him, ‘that was my favorite part’ he pouted.

“You do know we can’t do that?”

“And why the hell not?” the oldest of the three raised his brow.

“Because!”

“Because what?”

“B-because it isn’t our business!” the other two glanced at each other, ‘uh oh’
The other two laughed maniacally and scared Gi (for the nth time now).

“Babe! I didn’t know you could joke like this”

“I agree hyung – when’ve you been so funny?”

San and Yunho just continued to laugh and laugh until their stomach popped and Mingi stood there like a sore thumb sticking out too much. ‘Okay then there’s nothing I can do about it.’
 
“So the plan?”
 
 

“So the plan is—”

“Wait, what are WE all talking about?”

“THE PARENT TRAP YOU BIG BABY BEAR, KEEP UP WILL YA?!”

Jongho just shut his mouth up, looked away and scoffed feeling offended. He saw Yeosang on the other side of the table and pouted. ‘Aren’t you going to stand up for me?’

Yeosang smirked at him as if he heard his thought and replied, ‘Why would I? Not my fault you can’t keep up’

“Okay so the plan—”

“AHH WOULD YOU STOP MUNCHING THE CHIPS!”

“AND WOULD EVERYONE STOP AND LISTEN TO YUNHO HYUNG NOW?”
Everyone got quiet with the statement and sat up straight—too afraid they might get eaten alive the next time they interrupt Yunho. “Thank you Jongho”