Chapter 10: Soda Virus

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Somewhere, in another dimension, a serum dealer by the name of Cruz Margolis is going to the streets with two of his subordinates, he grabs a can of soda, drinks it, rolls on the ground a lot, and jumps and screams.

Meanwhile, Synthwave and Farshtey arrive in this dimension, it looks like New Mexico, but with hovering cars.

Synthwave: Hurm. Out of all the dimensions that we traveled, this is probably the one most similar to mine.

Farshtey: Are those some sort of cars?

Synthwave: They seem so. Name a concept, and there's a dimension based around it. Hovering cars in New Mexico? Bingo, here it is.

Farshtey: Kind of deviating from the subject, but is it just me, or there are a lot of things I don't quite understand in general?

Synthwave: From what I know of you, yes.

Farshtey: Yeah... At least I am intrigued by it, it helps me out.

Synthwave: Not that you are a student, but I feel that the best students are the ones that ask the teachers, and try to understand the subject in question.

Farshtey: Good point, I've never gone to school, though... Alright, shall we see if someone needs our help?

Synthwave: They probably will need it. Let's explore this place.

Meanwhile, somewhere not so far away, Cruz is calling her grandma.

Cruz: Don't worry, abuelita! I won't be- FIONIOAIOFNIOAGH, alright? Take care and enjoy the telenovela!

He finishes the call.

Mobster 1: Uh... Jefe, I don't know if we should be very much on the open, I mean, there might be too many cops, and-

Cruz punches his mobster with his almond skinned hand.

Cruz: MALDITO- IDONIEUGAAFALE! I told you, a true serum dealer has to be BRAVE!

Mobster 2: Shouldn't they be smart?

Cruz punches the other mobster twice, then after the beating he proceeds to grab a can of soda, and drinks it. Then he begins to make spontaneous, strange moves, like falling on the ground, then he jumps back up, all culminating in a scream of joy.

Cruz: WOO! TAI TAI TAI!

Synthwave and Farshtey are witnessing the action of the black domino masked man.

Farshtey: Who in the sam heck is that?

Synthwave: Someone weirdo attacking other people. Shall we, Farsh?

Farshtey: Sure, kid.

Then both of them start running towards Cruz.

Farshtey: Alright, ya son of a gun, hold it right there!

The other two mobsters start running away, and Cruz sees them running with the sky blue shades in his mask.

Cruz: WHERE THE- PANGALAQUE ARE YOU GOING? GET BACK HERE AND BE VALIENTE! YOU'RE GOING TO NEED TO BE FEARLESS!

Farshtey: You won't hurt anyone else.

Cruz: I need to- ULIGNANO to make them stronger! They're like my hermanos to m-TIOMGOAUHG.

Farshtey: What? What are you saying?

Cruz: The serum's side effects, you know? It's making me say... MANGUENGALAMOEHRIOT and other stuff. I am a dealer, you know?

Synthwave facepalms at the short black haired person.

Synthwave: You just realized you said you were a dealer, right?

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