Dobby's POV:
After having a wonderful night with my MAIN daddy, I decided to go on a walk in the woods alone... at night. Yknow the best way to die in a film, won't happen to me though.
I snapped my fingers and I was there like the bad bitch I am #bossbitch, anyways, this place is kind of spooky not gonna lie. Well, I'm going into the thick of it... as I was walking I fucking walked into some musty spider webs, like what go spin some string out of your coochie somewhere else 🙄
Uh oh, I think the spider somehow read my mind, and it goes unexplained like the many plot holes in harry potter *cough cough, jk Rowling is a Dumbo*
"Boy, who do you think you are making fun of my wonderful, white silky, and smooth coochie hairs... you can't make fun of shit, having a crush on dumbass dumbledore" the musty spider said to me.
"Ugh, rude as hell, and you should know he is an unfaithful ass even if we ain't dating, he should know my crush over him after making eye contact when we bumped into each other" I said back
"Yeah, I mean my crush Aragog got the idea of me having a crush on him, after just 1 of my 8 eyes landed on him... That's just proof that men are dumb little shits" the not so musty spider said to me.
"Honestly, #kam, my beastie Kreacher and I have little gossip session, and he tells me all of what Harry and his friends talk about. They literally watched dumbledore have a threesome without me! And I didn't even get to watch, like that could've been a perfect masterbating session" I rambled.
" oh my, me and aragog went at it the other night, ooh, man, let me tell you his long, hairy legs... they get in all the spots that I didn't even know I had" the girl boss spider said to me
" you lucky ass. The only action I'm getting is either with myself or Lucydick. 2 cm defeater. And let me tell you it did not defeat anything." I continued talking about my sad, non-existent love life.
"Anyways, girl this has been fun but I don't really want to get kidnapped today, maybe with some hot mafia men later, but not now, bye hun" I said, sad that I was leaving.
She said " oh, stay safe darling, tell me if you get kidnapped by a dude named Ace, he seemed REALLY depressed lately, I heard that his girlfriend died or something...tragic, love you, bye"
And with that I snapped my fingers and landed back in my closet. I ended up thinking about daddy lucius while masterbating instead of dumbledore because that's what he gets.
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Dobby and dumbledaddy 😹🙏
Fanfictiondobby is the one of a kind 2'4 uwu boy, about to meet the daddy of his dreams 🍆💦🧎♀️
