Dobbys pov:
Oh. My. Fucking. God. This little thing that just came out of my butthole is gonna be the absolute death of me. I took the liberty of naming it Squidward because he looks like one (takes after his father)
I woke up in the middle of the night to breast feed which I did but I had to get the breast milk from Molly, because she's completely organic and I want my baby healthy.
It was sucking on the milk bottle 🍼 and it's wouldn't stop crying... why did nobody tell me they cry this much? All I wanted to do was take some cute Instagram pictures of it and maybe blog on YouTube for a while to get some views.
" WHAAAAAA" it screamed as soon as the little thing ran out of milk. I quickly woke up Dumbles because I was really fucking tired of this thing and just wanted to go to sleep. 🙄
Dumbles pov:
My sweet darling Dobby woke me up in the middle of the night because our little ugly squid kid was whining again.
I gently rocked the baby and put a pacifier in his mouth, "goo goo ga ga" I said in an attempt to entertain it. " Shut the fuck up bitch boy" it said back.
To say the least I was shocked to my very core, those were its first words.
"DOBBY" I screamed, he came rushing down from his little cat box. " What do you want hoe?" He said back.
"Our son just said his first words, and thanks to yo dumbass, he cussed." I almost yelled. " ehh I kinda expected it anyway" he replied.
"BOTH OF YALL SHUT THE FUCK UP NOW" Squidward yelled at us. We were to shell shocked to say another word all night.
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Dobby and dumbledaddy 😹🙏
Fanfictiondobby is the one of a kind 2'4 uwu boy, about to meet the daddy of his dreams 🍆💦🧎♀️
