Dobbys Pov:
After my little run in with a Walmart version of elsa and my sassy 8 legged spider, I decided to go to my best friend, Remus Lupin.
Remus Lupin... let me just tell you he is very pretty, with his sexy mysterious scars of his. I obviously can't tell him that because he would think I'm weird, or maybe he would be uncomfortable 🥲.
I said to him "Have you heard that baddie Bella escaped Azkaban?" He gasped so loudly... even his breath smelt like chocolate " OH MY lawd girllll, no way!!"
"Yeah, apparently she's trying to find me to make out or something 🙄😏" I said blushing 👀, he said " yall are both lucky, she is a hot baddie an you're a 2'4 uwu cutie!" I blushed heavily because he called me cute!
"You really think I'm cute? 🥺🥺🥺💅 "
I asked. The chocolate loving werewolf said " of course pookie, anybody would think your cute 😍."
I smiled widely, nobody but myself (cause I'm a baddie) has thought I was cute before. They all thought my ears were sexy... same with my nose, but never cute
Yknow what they say about a big nose... (in case you don't actually know it means they have a big dick)
"Well, dumbles obviously doesn't think so... he practically cheated on me with a greasy haired bat!! 😭😭" I yelled. "Welp bae, it's his loss. He lost the most sexy curvy small elf in existence"
I started bawling my eyes out because I miss my OTHER master a lot. I ranted on and on about my feelings for him. Moony decided to make it better by giving me head and watching Marvel with me cause chris evans is fine asf.
He always knows how to make me feel better when I'm down, he is my best friend... Dumbledick will need a big ass apology, and a lot of money/dick for me to get over this.
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Damn ... I don't know why I'm making this
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Dobby and dumbledaddy 😹🙏
Fanfictiondobby is the one of a kind 2'4 uwu boy, about to meet the daddy of his dreams 🍆💦🧎♀️
