the cum on draco's desk

chapter 4

i woke up to the familiar sensation of dobby's tiny tongue tracing circles around my titties.

"dobs?" i said groggily, "i've missed you babycakes."

"dobby has missed lending his services to miss y/n too! dobby hopes that y/n has not grown tired of what dobby's fingers can do! he's been practicing over the summer, miss!"

"oh dobby, show me what you have learnt!"

i lay back as the elf did his thing.

after several minutes, dobby cummed onto my face, and i rubbed it in as a natural moisturiser.

i got dressed and checked my timetable. i had all shitty classes today. i'll skip.

so reluctantly, i pulled some socks on, strapped a blindfold over my tits, and left the dorm mainly naked.

i headed out of the dorm, and walked through the bustling castle towards the grounds.

but sure enough, i was caught by an exhausted looking professor lupin, who screeched at me to go down to the teachers staff room.

the staff room was full of teachers who looked around in astonishment as i walked in with minimal clothing, led by professor lupin.

dumbledore approached. 

2 minutes ago, his body had 206 bones, but ever since he caught sight of me, he's had 207.

his little man spun and twirled when it saw me looking.

"miss y/n, i think we may have to expel you for all this public nudity."

"oh but sir-"

i pounced on the dilf, and in no time the teachers staff room was housing a raging orgy.

there were cloaks flying here and there, and the moans and sighs emitting from the drooling mouths of the teachers were louder than a herd of sperm wales.

after hours of nonstop rumpy pumpy shagging, i emerged from the staff room, wrapped in professor mcgonagall's hat, to find a distressed hermione granger waiting patiently outside the door.

"oh, hello y/n," she said, "have you seen where all the teachers are? we've missed 4 periods already today because none of the teachers have showed up!"

"oh, yes, they're in their gang banging professor trelawney. i wouldn't go in there, professor moody is threatening to stab people with his wooden leg."

"the castle is swarmed with dementors!" yelped hermione.

i felt shivers flutter over me, which had nothing to do with the unusual cold which had settled on the castle.

"i've always wanted to meet a dementor, i've heard they give the best cunnilingus..."

"y/n that's horrible!" squawked hermione.

i sped through her legs and irish dance hopped all the way up to the astronomy tower, which, rumours told me, was where the dementors were swarming.

sure enough, when i emerged onto the cold landing, a dementor swooped on me.

i giggled as i felt it's crusty fingernails clasp tight around my neck.

it's hooded face was inches from mine, it's rotting breath elating my spirits and making me aroused.

i choked as it's grip around my neck tightened, and from somewhere beneath that hood it spat into my mouth.

"you naughty little human" rasped the dementor in my face, and i felt my soul being sucked out of my mouth.

"no no wait, can you suck it out from the other end of me?" i asked, and the dementor swooped down between my legs and began to perform the kiss.

onlooking, a swarm of hungry dementors were spectating, inching closer as my soul was sucked away from me.

my body rose and fell in pleasure, and before i knew it i was gripping the dementor's hood and orgasming better than i had ever before.

i knew little about what happened after that, and the world turned white, and then black, and my soul was gone, and i became a dementor.

this is the end of this fic unless i decide to carry on in which case i'm sorry :/ see you all in hell ig