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i want to get to know you peeps!!!! where r u from? im from brazil :)))))

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Me: you know we go back to school in like a week right

Me: which means you're leaving in like five months

Me: thank god

Me: step down bitchchacho

Me: class of 2016 mofos

Me: I'll run this school down 

Me: WHAT TEAM

Me: wiLDCATS GET UR HEAD IN THE GAME

Me: Why am I feeling so wrong?

Me: My head's in the game, but my heart's in the sONNGGGGG

Jennifer Lopez: shut up lou

Jennifer Lopez: AIN'T NOTHING GONNA STAHP JENNY FROM THE BLOCK

Jennifer Lopez: CLASS OF 2015 RULES RN AIN'T NO STOPPING US

Jennifer Lopez: *dances violently*

Me: how do you dance violently?

Jennifer Lopez: I JUST DO BC I'M A STRONG INDEPENDENT BLACK MAN

Me: U JUST SAID YOU WERE JENNIFER LOPEZ

Jennifer Lopez: nOW I WANT TO BE MORGAN FREEMAN.

Me: absolutely not. i agreed to one name change a day and you picked Jennifer Lopez

Jennifer Lopez: :( u r s o r a c i s t 

Me: have you even left ur house since winter vacation started

Jennifer Lopez: i shOULD BE ASKING YOU THAT

Me: no.

Jennifer Lopez: i did... family stuff but nah

Jennifer Lopez: guESS WHAT TODAY IS

Jennifer Lopez: oK DON'T GUESS IT'S NEW YEARS EVE

Me: it's noon.

Jennifer Lopez: srsly fine

Jennifer Lopez: it's new years eve day

Me: you can't have eve and day that makes no sense

Jennifer Lopez: hOW ABOUT U SHUT UP LOUIS WILL

Me: middle names? rlly?

Me: i'm so not telling you anything more about me 

Jennifer Lopez: obvi i know ur favorite color is black like ur s o u l

Me: uh huh.... and?

Jennifer Lopez: you love fast food a lot specifically taco bell

Jennifer Lopez: you hate getting up before noon 

Jennifer Lopez: you love Arctic Monkeys and quoting songs at random times

Jennifer Lopez: you always wait until the last minute to do something

Jennifer Lopez: all you tlk is sarcasm

Jennifer Lopez: you're an only child which means ur parents are stuck with you

Jennifer Lopez: and you hate horror movies

Jennifer Lopez: you think making new years resolutions are a waste of time bc nobody sticks with them

Jennifer Lopez: ur first kiss was with niall in first grade

Me: OMFG WHO TOLD YOU WAS IT NIALL

Me: I S2G I'M GOING TO DESTROY THAT TOAD

Me: omg I DIDN'T KISS HIM

Me: SOMEBODY DARED HIM TO KISS ME

Me: HE NEVER LETS ME LIVE IT DOWN 

Me: HE SOMEHOW THINKS I LIKED IT ew

Jennifer Lopez: you're also rlly good at math which ew

Me: ur rlly good at being annoying which ew

Jennifer Lopez: ur rlly good at stealing my heart which ew

Me: ur rlly good at this which ew

Jennifer Lopez: u like me which ew

Me: I do which ew

Jennifer Lopez: i really like you too.

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