HIIIII GUYS!!!! im trying to update faster okay? and what's your favourite song? mine is "Sem graça" by haikaiss. it's a brazilian song and you all should listen!!!!! idk if you can tho bc of the country laws? youtube shit?)
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Miley Cyrus: Louis are you still sad?
Miley Cyrus: you haven't texted me much since than the incident three days ago
Miley Cyrus: you know you have to go to school tomorrow
Miley Cyrus: okok come on cheer up buttercup
Miley Cyrus: I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL
Miley Cyrus: should I twerk??¿¿
Miley Cyrus: I'm good at it
Miley Cyrus: I think I am
After a minute, my phone lights up again.
Miley Cyrus: what's twerking
This kid is so weird.
Miley Cyrus: so have you said anything to whorayn?
Miley Cyrus: you should print out 100 copies of that conversation and paste them all over the walls at school
Miley Cyrus: or tape them all over his car
Me: omFG WE SHOULD DO THAT
Me: heh.
Miley Cyrus: YOU LIVE LOU
Miley Cyrus: you've literally just been reading me ramble HUH?
Miley Cyrus: invade the discussion with your intelligence, Louis.
Me: I'm too sad. :/
Miley Cyrus: why? :(
Me: idk this whole thing
Me: people in Harry's clique always mess with me
Twerking Queen: don't blame Harry for his idiot friends.
Me: I know. It's just annoying though
Twerking Queen: hey open your front door
Me: are you telling me to go outside srsly
Me: or leave me bed srsly
Twerking Queen: it's not for long. I promise.
Me: I'm comfy tho
Twerking Queen: as your twerking queen, I say OFF TO YOUR FRONT DOOR PEASANT
Me: **le mean girls impression* shut up
Twerking Queen: that wasnt funny
Twerking Queen: you have a lot to learn from me ok
Me: ahahahahahahahahahahaha no
I make my down the stairs and open the front door. All I see is a box on the doorstep with my name on it. I pick the box up and make my way back up stairs.
Me: WTF is in the box
will.i.am: look
I grab some scissors off the desk and cut the tape off the top of the box.
Me: I don't even understand
will.i.am: movies to make you feel better
will.i.am: a playlist that understands you
will.i.am: candy to soothe you
will.i.am: a new zac picture to masturbate with
will.i.am: harrys pic bc #sexi
will.i.am: tape and the convo to put all over his car.
will.i.am: Zayn goes to bed fairly early so around nine will be a good time to do it
Me: pls no
Me: omfg what if I get in trouble
will.i.am: oops?
Me: thanks :|
Me: you should do it then
will.i.am: no you'll feel better if you do it
Me: fine fine I have like four hours so I'm just gonna eat candy and watch uh...
Me: 40 Year Old Virgin?
Me: r u implying s o m e t h i n g , s i r ? ? ¿ ¿
will.i.am: yeah that's how old I'm going to be when we finally have sex
will.i.am: bc ima pussy bye
Me: oh. I'm sure it'll be sooner ;D
will.i.am: well that's...
will.i.am: I'm not gonna lie
will.i.am: I've never been more I'm love with you than right now
will.i.am: thank you for being you omg
Me: I'll text you when I get to his house.
Me: I love you too.
Me: p.s you should see some of the contact names i give you
Me: hi-lar-ee-us
will.i.am: wAIT NO WHAT IS IT
will.i.am: i S2G Louis IF ITS FAIRY PRINCESS
will.i.am: I TOLD YOU IT WAS ONE TIME
will.i.am: wanna hear a funny joke?
will.i.am: tell me the contact name and i'll tell you
Me: that wasn't funny
will.i.am: gOD DAMMIT THAT WASN'T THE JOKE LOUIS WILL PLS STOP
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Me: honestly Spongebob, I'm quite nervous srsly
Spongebob WhorePants: do it srsly
Me: don't tell me what to do srsly
Spongebob WhorePants: get out of the damn car now srsly
Me: vroom vroom get out me car srsly
Me: fine srsly
Me: gosh srsly
Spongebob WhorePants: you go babe srsly
Spongebob WhorePants: I'm ur #1 fan srsly
Me: SHUT UP SRSLY
I close my car door and make my way up the driveway. All of the lights are off in the house, so I hope they're asleep. I set the stack of papers down on the hood. I tape the first one on his window and just keep quickly taping them all over his car.
"Louis?" Oh shit. I'm going to jail. Please tell my parents I love them.
I see Harry standing at the end of the driveway. "Harry?" I set the tape down on the hood. "What are you doing here?"
"I came to see Zayn," he raises an eyebrow. "Whatcha' doing here?" I shrug and he grabs one of the papers off the hood.
After a moment, his mouth forms a frown. "Oh..."
"Yeah... It was a friends idea," I mumble. "Please don't tel-"
"I won't," he sets folds the piece of paper up and puts it in his back pocket.
"I guess you liked him, huh?" He grabs the tape off the hood and a piece of paper.
"Yeah," I sigh. "Actually, not really."
I watch Harry tape paper after paper on the car. "Honestly, I didn't really like, like him."
"There's someone else I like and I guess I told myself that it was stupid to wait around for somebody I couldn't have," I spoke softly. "I figured Zayn was a good distraction."
"I understand," he smiles. "I'm in the same boat as you."
"I'm still really ticked off at you, Harry."
"Because of the mall incident?" He hands me the tape and I grab a piece of paper off the hood. We still have fiftyish papers to tape. I still have fiftyish papers left to tape.
"Yeah, but it's more than that," I say. "Your whole group of friends and your personality are so mean."
"I mean other than right now, you've never exactly been nice to me."
"I haven't been anything to you, Louis. I don't think we've ever talked."
"Maybe not talking is mean." That makes sense right? Harry smiles and shakes his head.
"You're so innocent, Tomlinson. You always have been."
"I'm quite badass, actually." Harry doesn't say anything, he just shakes his head and continues taping.
The next ten minutes is spent trading off the tape. After ten minutes and a car covered in paper, we finally finished. Harry and I take a step back from the car and just stare at.
"Thank you for helping me," I finally spoke. "It made me feel better not to do it alone."
"I think what he did was wrong. I support you a hundred percent," Harry puts his hand on my shoulder. "You've been hurt too much."
"How would you know, Harry?"
"You may think I'm a horrible person, but I saw what happened when Stephen died. You fell apart and I know you're in a better place and to have somebody come in and try to hurt you is inexcusable."
"I miss Stephen so much," I sigh. "I've never loved a guy as much as I loved him." I can feel my eyes watering, but I just breathe and try to stop myself from crying.
"I know, Louis. But don't let it stop you from falling in love again."
"It hasn't, not completely. There's somebody who's threatening to change my philosophy that true love only happens once."
"I just wish I could be with him." Harry runs his hand up and down my back as I wipe the tears away from my eyes. I never pictured Harry to be somebody who was a really good listener.
After a few minutes of sniffles and Harry rubbing my back, I straighten my back and check the time - 9:45pm.
"I have to get home," I put my phone in my back pocket. "Bye Harry."
"Bye Louis Will."
I walk back to my car and set the tape down in the passengers seat. I can't believe Harry just helped me out. And that he was nice. Huh? This guy couldn't of possibly been right about him.
Me: omg harry was there
Me: aND HE HELPED ME
Me: he said he supported me
Me: wtf is going on??¿¿
Me: iDk I'm SO CONFUSED
Me: harryISNICE)??
Spongebob WhorePants: wow shocker
Spongebob WhorePants: I've only been saYING THAT SINCE THE BEGINNING
Spongebob WhorePants: I'm glad he helped out tho
Me: I feel much better. (:
Me: thank you jeyses
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