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"Huh?"
"You heard me. Why do you hate me?" Why is he even asking?
"I don't hate you."
"Yes you do, everyone knows you do." I frown and set my phone down.
"Up until a few days ago you never looked at me twice unless your friends were calling me some name," I shrug. "Who says you're not like them?"
"I say I'm not like them."
"Prove it." He looks down at this phone and back up at me. At that moment, a couple of girls come in and take a seat. Harry just turns around and slumps into seat.
"That's what I thought," I mumble.
Taylor Swift: how much longer till class starts??
Me: you have a phone, tell me.
Taylor Swift: oh cranky bitch
Me: harry.
Taylor Swift: what are you being over dramatically mad about this time?
Me: he asked me why I hated him and I told him it was bc of his friends
Me: and he said he wasn't like his friends
Taylor Swift: which is a reasonable response
Me: STFU LET ME FINISH
Taylor Swift: k
Me: k
Me: so I told him to prove it
Me: he looked at his phone and it looked like he was going to say something
Me: but a couple girls came in and all he did was turn around
Me: ??? is there something I'm missing?
Me: why is he being so weird
Me: he didn't even talk to me until like a few weeks ago idk
Me: this whole thing is strange
Me: like you and him
Me: are you sure you're not friends with Harry?
Taylor Swift: don't blame me bc Harry's a weirdo
Taylor Swift: honestly I think you just need to hash out these past feelings against him and his friends
Taylor Swift: it's immature to blame one guy for his friends idiocy throughout high school
Me: I'm not going to do anything
Me: he has to prove he's not like his friends
Me: then I'll think about forgiving him.
Taylor Swift: that's fucked up
Taylor Swift: why can't you just believe him
Me: why are you defending him
Taylor Swift: because right now he's a hell of a lot nicer than you Louis Will.
Taylor Swift: at least he's making an attempt to be nice
Taylor Swift: more than I can say for you.
Me: ouch.
Me: fine whatever
Taylor Swift: Louis come on
Taylor Swift: you BELONG WITH MEEEEEEEE ME YOU BELONG WITTTTH ME
Taylor Swift: I'M ONLY ME WHEN I'M WITH YOU
Taylor Swift: I KNEW YOU WERE TROUBLE WHEN YOU WALKED IN
Taylor Swift: fine
Taylor Swift: AND THE HATERS GONNA HATE HATE HATE HATE
Taylor Swift: bABY I'M JUST GONNA SHAKE IT OFF SHAKE IT OFFFFFF
Taylor Swift: rlly Louis?? getting sick a nd tired of ur shit
Taylor Swift: this is totally going in my next album ready?
Taylor Swift: HE WON'T ANSWER MY TEXTTTTTTTTTTS
Taylor Swift: BUT I LOVE HIM NONETHELESSSSSSSSS
Taylor Swift: wow im a songwriter in the making
Taylor Swift: excuse me bow down bitches i'm running this teenage hoedown
Taylor Swift: i have a feeling you're ignoring me
Taylor Swift: you obviously need to hear more jokes ready
Taylor Swift: Why is there no gambling in Africa?
Taylor Swift: too many cheetahs HAHAH
Taylor Swift: What do you call a deer with no eye?
Taylor Swift: No Idear
Taylor Swift: Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
Taylor Swift: he felt crummy
Taylor Swift: you'll answer me eventually louisio.
Taylor Swift: What do you call a guy with a rubber toe?
Taylor Swift: Roberto
Taylor Swift: i am literally texting you....
Taylor Swift: with the risk of getting caught
Taylor Swift: and you ain't answering bitch
Taylor Swift: FINE BE MAD
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Me: you and harry should be friends
Lindsay Lohan: w h a t
Lindsay Lohan: it's like ten in the evening
Lindsay Lohan: you've ignored all of my texts for the last nine hours
Lindsay Lohan: and thats what you have to say
Me: well i was thinking about lunch earlier
Me: and he talked about how i have anger issues
Me: and he called me Louis Will
Me: and idk he talked about zac efron
Me: you two can get together and take notes on how to piss me off
Me: but seriously you should talk to him
Me: i bet you two would get along
Me: other than you're cooler and i actually like you
Lindsay Lohan: oh. okay.
Me: i'm going to bed i guess
Lindsay Lohan: i'll send you to bed with some pick up lines, yeah?
Me: no.
Lindsay Lohan: OPPOSITE DAY. GOOD ANSWER.
Lindsay Lohan: Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.
Lindsay Lohan: Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.
Linday Lohan: Do you live in a corn field, cause I'm stalking you.
Me: .....weirdo
Me:goodnight babe
Lindsay Lohan: goodnight sweetheart. sweet dreams. i love you.
Me: fuck off
Lindsay Lohan: maybe fuck off will be our always.
Me: or... maybe fuck off will be your key to fuck off
Lindsay Lohan: you're so romantic babe
Lindsay Lohan: so do you want three kids or four?
Lindsay Lohan: do you want to live in California?
Lindsay Lohan: I'm thinking a december wedding.
Lindsay Lohan: gosh babe love you so much
Lindsay Lohan: how did I get so lucky to fall in love with such a gentle and sweet soul like yourself
-x-
HIIIII ok so here's 12:25pm so good... morning? well good evening or night whereverrrr you r. just want to let you know that YOU ARE IMPORTANT and LOVED (by me).
