✉ thirty one

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hiiii lovelies!!! follow me on my main acc? its @fakedoluke!

who wants a dedication? comment here!!! :)


im updating again later bc im boredddd


guys i just want you to know that i love you a lot. you can count on me whenever you need. i mean it.



[[ L O U I S ]]




Me: if we're friends again...


Unknown Number: yeah?


Patrick Star: finiSH YOUR SENTENCE


Me: nevermind.


Patrick Star: you changed my name, didnt you?


Patrick Star: dammit Louis


Patrick Star: five minutes in and you've already changed it


Patrick Star: what is it??.


Me: You're Patrick and I'm Spongebob. ❤


Patrick Star: how come you're only romantic when comparing me to a stupid, pink cartoon character?


Me: waY TO RUIN IT


Patrick Star: you started it


Me: absolutely not.


Me: you did.


Patrick Star: no. you.


Me: nope. You did.


Patrick Star: no. you started it when you stole my heart.


Me: no. you started it when you said you loved me.


Patrick Star: you started it when you replied to my text.


Me: nope.


Patrick Star: how come we're only romantic when we're arguing?


Me: because yolo


Patrick Star: nO. NOT YOLO.


Me: yolo


Patrick Star: stahp


Me: yolo


Patrick Star: if I wasn't such a pacifist, I'd hit you

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