I wish I could say that this book was satire. I regret to inform you that I, in fact, was not joking when I wrote these stories.. I'm truly embarassed to admit that these are mine HOWEVER I'm going to leave them up so we can all laugh at them together and so I can use this to rant to you guys from time to time and possibly rejoin the BEANZ fandom (depending in whether or not it's gotten less toxic since I left). I still love the boys and their music but Let's never again speak of how serious I was when I wrote these stories because I'm embarassed.. Anyway if y'all have any good marauders fanfics just lmk cause I'm in desperate need.. thanks babes 😙