Stupid and hilarious rwby skits based of off videos I found on the internet

Face your space! pt. 1(Rubesworld)

Enter team ruby and yang outside with yang cutting the bushes to look like them

Weiss and Blake walk out with three drinks for each of them Weiss got the water being the basic b she is. Blake got milk. Ruby got cola

Weiss: they're doing something dumb again aren't they?

Ruby: yep...

Blake: *Sips milk* We know what it is yet?

Ruby: nope but I'm sure we'll find out soon...

They look to see yang gone and the garden scissors fall to the ground

Ruby looks to her side to see her her girlfriends also gone and seeing their glasses fall and shatter

Wondering where they went she looked up to see a space ship above her and she just said

Ruby: ah...

Ruby was then also abducted by the space ship and fell to the ground afterwards

Just as she got up to recollect her self yang ran into the glass scaring her while looking scared themselves

Yang: RUBYALIENSHAVEABDUCTEDUSANDAREPROBABLYGONNAEATUSANDIMTOOSEXYTODIE!

Yang then got zapped by a lazer causing them to pass out

Cut to an alien...standing next to Weiss who was holding a zap gun along with Blake who gave it back to the alien

Weiss: Thank you...

She said as they walked to where ruby was

Ruby: Alright you alien dirtbag what do you want from us?!

Wrt: Greeting Black and red hair I am commander wrt! (pronounced:wert) welcome to my spaceship!

Yang got up and was shaking from the shock they received

Yang: Are you g-gonna eat us?

Wrt: What eat you? No no no! C'mon let me take you on a tour!

Team rwby the started following wrt

Wrt: This ship is the finest you'll ever find in your galaxy!

Blake: there are other ships in our galaxy?

Wrt: Well the that time I checked there were some traces of the sun chasers left in this quadrant

Yang: Those guys sound super cool!

Wrt had a flash back of sun chasers flying into the sun and well I'm pretty sure you get it...

Wrt: Well I wouldn't say cool

Wrt and team rwby then entered the s.t.o.r.a.g.e room

Wrt: This the "stuff that out random affiliates grabbed everytime" aka storage. Here is where we store all of our day to day items, earthly items, and superior technology and devices!