Team rwby was out shopping and decided to stop at a magic shop and get a few things before heading back home
Ruby decided using keys are for chumps and decided to break the door with an axe
Weiss: Heh well ruby you've had that axe for a good 10 minutes and the doors already destroyed! Fantastic...*Slips a box under her arm*
Ruby looked at the door
Ruby: Nu-uh! Not every part of it!
The dog door was still intact and zwei walks in
Disregarding that the doors destroyed, yang and Blake pop in
Yang: Y'know we need to visit that magic shop more often! *Holds up a glass pane with metal on the rim* I got a new mirror!
Blake: *Blake looks up from the book they're reading* is it magical?
Yang rolls their eyes before facing the mirror towards them
Yang: Heh! Doesn't matter! I look gooooooooooo-
*Transition into a gender-bent universe*
Yin: -ooooooood!
Wess: Yin...Please stop saying words for a very long time you creep me out when you do that...
Ruben: So what's in the box wess?
*A few minutes or hours ago*
Wess was walking around when he spotted a box labeled free on a countertop
Wess: Oooh! Free box huh?
Salesperson: Yes but BEWARE! from within this box is a great evil curse....
Wess not even taking into consideration what the salesperson said
Wess: But it's free isn't it?
Salesperson: I-...well yes but-!
Wess just grabbed the box not even letting them finish
Wess: YO GUYS! FREE BOX! *Runs out with the box*
Others: Yay!
The salesperson just watched them drive off not even caring that they didn't pay cause they don't get paid enough for this job already
Salesperson: You 4 are gonna die...
*Cut back to team rwby*
Wess: Huh no clue *Thinks* maybe it's donuts!
*Wess opens the box but then immediately shuts it out of fear of what he saw*
Ruben: Was it donuts?
Wess:...Nnnno...nuts
*The box starts to shake until a ghastly spirit pops out*
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Stupid and hilarious rwby skits based of off videos I found on the internet
RandomRight what it says on the tin! Yep! ....ANYWAYS ONTO THE STORY!
