(Team rwby gamer au lmao)
*Team rwby is playing golf with friends and they're on the oasis map and yang has been raging left and right*
Weiss: we're gonna have a bad time...
Ruby: Alright guys be careful cause this were rage will ensue
Yang: No cause this sh!t is impossible!
*The red rose swung her virtual club at the ball when it was her turn and watched the ball go*
Ruby: c'mon go in go I- dah f*ck
*Then the blond did their turn...and failed miserably*
Yang: no No NOOOOO!
*This got a slight giggle out of weiss
Weiss: Wow...
Blake: Y'know I really enjoy playing golf with you guys you guys are the best...
*as Blake was speaking Their girlfriend ruby was near the hole and hit the ball which then rolled over the hole followed by an "wtf?"*
Blake: Yeah you guys are amazing....
Ruby: Yeah it's really fun listening to yang having a mental breakdown along with a heart attack everytime they fck up *Chuckles*
Yang: *Muffled but easily heard cause their head was on their desk* Shut up *virtually flips her off*....
*This got a few laughs out of the others*
Weiss: Okay well yang's out...*Chuckle*
Blake: Looks they're having a stroke from LOSING all their strokes
*This got a few more laughs from the others besides yang*
Yang: Oh my god...oh my god *slams head on desk*
Ruby: I said the oasis was hard and annoying as hell and that rage would ensue did i not?
*yang slowly raised their head off their desk and picked up their controller and sighed in frustration*
Yang: I am not- I'm not- I'm not having it. Not having it!
*during the next round all of them swung but yang's didn't really go that far*
yang: *Slams desk in rage* MAN HOW THE F*CK-?! Tch..
*Ruby's did go far but ricocheted off the wall*
Ruby: What the f*ck how? F*ckin' jesus!
*As ruby swung and made it into the hole Weiss was about to explain what she did as the cat faunus was trying to get her other significant other off her golf ball*
Weiss: Okay so here's what I did right? I gave it three bars and before I got to the arrow that proceeds to launch you...
*As the schnee explained yang looked to see their mic was blocking their screen and moved it to see the power bar...This was were they lost all form of calmness*
Yang: THERE WAS A BAR THIS WHOLE ENTIRE TIME?!
*This surprised both their girlfriends and their sister causing them to jump in shock*
Yang: THERE WAS A METER FOR POWER THAT I COULD'VE USED!?
*The 3 just looked in shock*
Yang: WHY DIDN'T YOU 3 SAY ANYTHING?!
*Then that's where nothing made sense Blake was laughing,Weiss Just felt like leaving, And ruby told them the obvious*
Ruby: It's at the bottom of your f*cking screen yang...
Blake: You mean you didn't see-know it was there!?
*Blake said as Weiss just bursted out laughing*
Yang: My mic was blocking it! I didn't even bother to move so I could see the f*cking bar on the bottom of my f*cking screen!
*Blake and Weiss were just dying of laughter at this point. Mainly blake*
Yang: I was trying to use the grid that was on the ground as like a measurement or something!
Weiss: Wow...you are THAT slow!?
Blake: Apparent-F*ckin-ly!
Yang: I didn't even know you could f*cking do that!
*Weiss and Blake were still laughing while ruby just face palmed*
Yang: OH...MY GOD! Why didn't you guys tell me that?!
Weiss: We-...*Laughter*
Ruby: We thought you f*cking knew already!
Blake: We legit talked this over before and after the last few rounds and before the game even started!
*yang just straight up slumped in their chair*
Yang: Oh my gods...are you f*cking kidding me?...
*As the monochrome duo calmed down the red just had to ask*
Ruby: So yang answer me this...in the off chance that you still fail throughout the entirety of the whole game what else are you gonna blame it on now?
*The buxom blond still couldn't even process it*
Mommy issuses: I just...why didn't you guys tell me about it?!...
Red leik rosses: It's blatantly f*cking obvious the moment you start up the game!
Catwoman: Yeah it is!
Daddy issues: She's right know!
Top heavy: No it's not!
Weice queen: Oh my god...*Laughter*
Fem cat noir: Wow...
Lil' red: Jesus christ...
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Stupid and hilarious rwby skits based of off videos I found on the internet
AcakRight what it says on the tin! Yep! ....ANYWAYS ONTO THE STORY!