Cloud SMP incorrect quotes!
PART 1
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Ludicity : Fuzzy this is the 2nd time you tried to divorce me this month
Fuzzy : And?
Ludicity : ITS THE 1ST OF NOVEMBER
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Nova : HELP IM BEING ASSASSINATED!!
Problematic : I am HUGGING you.
Nova : HELP IM BEING KILLED!!
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*Fuzzy climbs into the window, back from sneaking out*
Deer : *turns around in chair* Where were you?
Fuzzy : With- UHMM- MOM! Yeah!
Katt : *Turns around in chair* Try again
Fuzzy : I was with Emerald- ?
Emerald : *Turns around in chair* TRY AGAIN
Fuzzy : I was with Angel?!
Angel : *Turns around in chair* TRY AGAIN
Fuzzy : GOD DAMN IT!
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( contains CyberBear )
Fuzzy : What the hell do I do, I want to kiss my husband but he's too fucking tall.
Emerald : Kick him in the nuts.
Angel : Hammer him
Ghosty : Punch him
Potato : Stab his knees
Cyber : Drop him and date me instead
Ludicity : NO TO ALL OF THOSE JUST ASK ME TO BEND DOWN!!
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Katt : Oh no I have died
Fuzzy : Why are you being sarcastic
Katt : Wait... OH SHIT I DIED
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Mushroom : So you see Mushrooms every right?
Nova : Yeah they kind of scare me
Mushroom : But I'm a Mushroom.
Nova : Your point is?
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Fuzzy : *Standing on a table*
Ludicity : What are you doing
Fuzzy : ITS MY HOUSE I CAN DO WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANNA DO!!
Ghosty : There's a spider
Ludicity : Do you want me to kill it?
Fuzzy : GOD YES!
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( Past Queen Family 13 Years Old )
Fuzzy : Guys...I think I'm gay
Katt : *Spits orange juice*
Deer : *Spits coffee*
Angel : *Spits chocolate milk*
Emerald : I fricking KNEW it.
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( Past Frog Duo 5 Years Old )
Ludicity : I LOVE YOU FUZZY
Fuzzy : Oh...I like Po-Potato now
Ludicity : But I gave you goldfish!!
Fuzzy : Yeah but he- He gave me a cookie
Ludicity : Aw a whole cookie
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( Past Stone Trio 8 Years Old )
Potato : I have a sand castle!!
Fuzzy : Tha- That's mud
Ludicity : MUD CASTLE!!
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( Past Feather Duo 10 Years Old )
Emerald : HELLO
Fuzzy : W-We're twins!
Emerald : We're twins!
Fuzzy : Ye- Yes sir!
Emerald : I am me!
Fuzzy : She is- Is she!
Emerald : *Whispers, "And that's when I pretend I'm her"*
Fuzzy : H-Huh?
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BTW I head cannon that past Fuzzy use to have a stuttering problem!
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Fuzzy : I hate you guys, I want more clothes.
Ludicity : BUT I PAID FOR YOUR SHOPPING SPREE?!
Potato : I BOUGHT YOU A NEW CAR?!
Fuzzy : Pleaseee
Ludicity : GOD DAMN IT STOP BEING CUTE
Potato : Jokes on you Fuzzy I don't fall for the cuteness trick
Fuzzy : FUCK YOU!!
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MCYT One Shots
FanfictionHello! Here you will find some MCYT one shots, yes I take request! You will see the rest of the rules in the first chapter :')
