Weak Hero One Shots/Short Stories

Why I Would AND Wouldn't Let Them Hold My Drink

Top one is would, bottom is wouldn't.

Ben
~He's my go to at a party to hold my drink. Ben is guarding it with his life. He would bark, snarl, and throw hands with anyone who would try to even touch it.

~He'd forget he was holding MY drink and would drink it himself

Alex
~He'd, without hesitation, punch a mf who tried to reach for it. Like a full blown brawl. He'd swing mercilessly.

~He'd spill it all, while fighting the person trying to mess with it.

Gerard
~He'd hold it above his head. Someone would ask to hold it for him, and say that he can go have fun while they do, and he would kick them in the crotch.

~He'd go to some random isolated spot, hide the drink, and fall asleep. Now I gotta find him in some bushes somewhere, with my drink sitting in a hole he dug.

Gray
~He's smart. He knows if you're lying about being my friend. No one is getting this drink. He has a whole protection squad ready to jump anyone who touches him. Those rules would then apply to my drink. In order to get the drink you have to get through him. In order to get him you have to go through all of Eunjang

~He'd end up using it as a weapon.

Eugene
~If you wanted to take it from him, you'd have to take it from Gray and Rowan, too. Good freaking luck.

~If Gray and Rowan walk away, he'd be left alone to guard it. My man's can't fight. He'd try, but you could probably bully him into giving it to you

Rowan
~"You want this drink? Yeah? What about my ELBOW!?" He'd hiss at people, even if they just wanted to grab something behind him. He's barking, snarling. He even got Ben in on it.

~He'd also forget he was holding MY drink, and drink it.

Teddy
~He'd take care of it like it were his baby. Like it's a stray cat. I grabbed a soda, just to persuade him to guard it. (Obviously not coke, we all know the trauma he went through.)

~He'd forget about it. He'd set it down and forget, then rush to get me a new one when be saw me coming back.

Colton
~He doesn't seem like a horrible guy

~I can't vibe with him

Jimmy
~No one is gonna try to take this drink. Well maybe Wolf, just to piss him off

~He'd set it down to go fight someone and forget about it

Jake
~This man will get every single one of his friends to assist him in protecting that drink. "Dean. I gotta pee crazy bad. Hold this. Wait. Actually. Get the gang. Y/N trusted me with this drink and I won't let them down!"

~He wouldn't drink it, but he would probably spill it

Forest
~He's tall, scary looking. No one is getting that drink unless they knock him out

~I feel like he forgets a lot. So he'd forget he had it and start dancing and it would just spill everywhere

Wolf
~Everyone knows Wolf. No one is dumb enough to even approach him. Expect maybe some more college students or Gray, but we know Gray won't touch the drink

~He simply does not care. I'd hand it to him for him to hold, he'd get bored, set it down or drink it, and go beat someone up

Donald
~This is a given. He's scary. If I grew a pair and asked him and he accepted, I just know it'd be safe. He has Wolf, Jake, Jimmy, Forest, and the Mok-Ha duo fending mfs off. The whole time he doesn't even have the drink, he handed it to Kinglsey to protect, who is standing in a corner, watching everyone closely

~He's scary and honestly would probably tell me to guard my own drink, even though he has the power to make sure this drink is treated like royalty

Kingsley
~Do I even need to elaborate? Kingsley doesn't care enough to mess with it, he's too smart to accidently drink it, too respectful to hand it off. Perfect pick.

~He also doesn't want to be responsible for my drink and would tell me to take care of it myself

Jack
~Dumb question again. He's a good guy over all. He wouldn't tamper with it and wouldn't drink it. He'd patiently guard it until I came back

~He also doesn't care about my drink and would probably reject it

Grape
~Yes. Just yes. He can have and hold my drink and heart.

~What could possibly go wrong?

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