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SaiOuma/OumaSai Oneshots [discontinued]

Romance

this was made when i was like 12 leave me alone im not a 2021 cosplayer kid anymore😭😭😭 Rankings: Feb 21st 2022: #13 in shsl Feb 21st 2022: #91 in ultimate

#angst #boyxboy #crack #danganronpa #detective #drv3 #fluff #gay #killingkarmony #kokichi #lemon #ndrv3 #oneshots #oumasai #pride #saiouma #ship #shsl #shuichi #ultimate

the crackshot ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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by percyval_

by percyval_

WARNING:

smut(?)+crack writing ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) + no proper capitalization

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nobodys POV:

"omg shumai"

"who tf is shumai"

"shumai nutz bitch UwU"

"stfu cockichi"

"meanie >:("

"says the one"

"saihara"

"what"

"fuk me emo boi OwO"

"not unless u play my song"

*emo boy starts playing*

"oki now fuk me pls"

"fine"

(idontlikewritingthispleasewtfamidoing)

*time skip*

"omg i didnt know saihara knew how to fuk me"

"and i didnt know u could suck so well"

"UwU"

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PLS WTF DID I JUST MAKE-