East High Story: Chad and Troy

Chapter 1: A Hidden Phone Call

It's a warm September night, the night before the first day of senior year. Power couple Troy Bolton and Gabriella Montez are enjoying a quiet night in, watching their favourite movie, Beverly Hills Chihuahua. Troy loves chihuahuas, they make his pupils dilate. Troy mumbles about being thirsty and sneaks off to the kitchen.

"Hey Chad," Troy whispers into his blackberry, "I know we had a falling out but I really need to talk to someone right now. Are you free?"

Chad sighs deeply and whimpers, "Oh, how I've missed your cracker ass".

Troy blushes a deep crimson red, if only Chad could see his erotic face. He knows how much Troy enjoys race play. "I think it's not going to work out between me and Gabriella. She just doesn't get me how you do..." Troy inhales a shaky breath.

Chad smiles, he's been praying for their downfall since Gabriella's jiggly latina ass first clapped its way down the halls of East High."Peridot, slay vagina" Chad claps back.

"Do you think you could pick me up?" Troy whispers even quieter, so Gabriella doesn't hear, "I'm at Gab's house and I think she'll be mad if I don't put out tonight."

Chad chuckles darkly, "You're in a crisis, I'm on my way." Chad grabs the keys to his neon pink mini cooper and runs out the door. "I'll be there in 10 minutes b- uh ah pal" Chad hangs up the phone abruptly. He had almost called Troy babe.

Troy Makes his way to the living room, he can hear his favourite part of Beverly Hills Chihuahua coming on. To be specific it's the part where Chloe and Papi are in the temple and it's collapsing. But to Troy's surprise Gabriella was laying on the couch bumping Marvin Gaye on the stereo wearing nothing but 2 basketball shaped pasties and a basketball net above her gaping vagina.

"Wow", says Troy awkwardly "I sure wasn't expecting this."

"Mommy want u baby boy", purrs Gabriella seductively. Troy is already hard from his phone call with Chad a few minutes ago. "I know u want it", screams Gabriella as she lunges at him.

Troy shrieks a whistle note higher than queen ari and jumps to the bathroom before locking the door masculinely.

He sees the doorknob wiggle, "Let me in sugar buns, Mommys got your milkies"

Troy gags, "I- uh I'm lactose intolerant." He hears Gabriella throw herself at the door.

"Please Gabbie, I'm just not feeling it tonight."

"Troyyyyyy let mommy in right now before I bust down the door with my sound barrier breaking thunder thigh clap." Troy's breath hitches, the last time she did that was when she was just a chiquitita in Mexico and she murdered 415 people, injured 12896 and destroyed an entire city in her wake.

Troy hurriedly climbs out the window. Chad had just texted" be there n 2". Not fast enough to escape Gabriella's thunder clap. Although because it was a school night, she didn't use her full might, Troys pantaloons were ripped off in one piece revealing his sexy crotchless Victoria's secret thong.

Gabriella foams at the mouth at the sight of Troy's disco stick, until she sees it. With a rawr and a slightly more powerful thunderclap, Troy is thrown through the window of the 4th story bathroom and is now completely naked. What Gabriella saw was a tattoo on his left nut that said "barb forever". Gabriella hated Onika and they had a history.

While Gabriella is distracted, Troy makes his getaway. He can see Chad's mini cooper in the distance.

Chad is surprised but turned on by seeing Troy's naked body running towards him. He had seen it about a million times in the gym showers but there was something so titillating about seeing his thing swinging around slapping his ivory white inner thighs as he ran.

Troy rips the door open and pleads "Step on it".