East High Story: Chad and Troy

Chapter 7: The Boy Who Slayed

Troy was perplexed as the strange tall man hit his umbrella on the bricks of a random tavern wall. "This has got to be a joke," he murmurs to himself. Right then, the bricks start moving as if some insane force is manipulating them. He looks through the new found hole in the brick wall to see a busy street full of uncanny British people.

"Come on then! We've lots ta do before yer first day!" shouts the man as Troy rushes to catch up. Troy MUST be dreaming, he pinches himself and whimpers at the pain.

"Why are ye whimperin like a furry?"

Ok, he is definitely not dreaming.

"First things first, you'll need a wand. For that we oughter head to Olivander's. Best in the business if I do say so me self. And I do" The strange man chuckles violently. Troy feels bad and says "lol" trying his best not to sound repulsed.

"Over yonder is the DTD clinic. Lookin' at you, I figure you oughta make a note of that." The man notices that Troy is confused and realizes Troy doesnt know what DTD means, "they call diseases and infections gotten from homosexual relations DTD, Duellingly Transmitted Diseases." Troy is still confused. "Like when men duel with a body part as a wand instead of... oh well never mind".

Troy blushes. "Why would I need to know that?"

"Be honest," the man starts. "I saw you light up a bit when I used the gaydar spell a while ago."

As they make their way to Olivander's, Troy notices a familiar face in the crowd. It's Chad. Troy hasn't seen him since the day they were first told about Hogwarts, yesterday.

Troy savors the moment, taking in every bit of his face, thinking about what he would do to him if only.... Just then, he notices a patch of gross yellow blond in the corner of his eye. Chads with fucking Ryan the less pupular less beautiful less smart less cunt Evans twin!! Troy hides behind the large strange man with no hesitation.

The man notices Troy close to him and utters "Buy me dinner first, why dontcha?".

Troy realizes the man smells like eggs and dick breath. Just like chad :/ This makes him tear up. Hagrid sees Troy's eyes get glassy and rolls his eyes, boys are SO emotional.

As they walk up to an old building with the word "Ollivanders" written in cursive above the door. Hagrid says "go on then, it's time for you to get your wand." Troy takes a few uneasy steps before walking into the shop which could be described as a hoarder house. There were thin long boxes stacked up everywhere.

"My my, I have waited a long time for you." Troy lets out a bit of nervous gas. "If it isn't the boy who slayed." Troy gives this old guy a dirty look, these people are mentally ill for sure.

"What are you going on about you old sack of dust?" Troy says, sounding uninterested in the store or what the man had to say. The man, presumably Ollivander, produced two wands in front of him. "Well, give her a try." he urged Troy. Troy opened a green skinny box. The 'wand' was rather thick, actually a lot thicker than he had imagined. It had 3 buttons on the sides. Troy pressed the middle button, speculating that it must be the spell button. Yet the wand started to vibrate.

"Oh dear!" the old man cried, "I must've mixed up the boxes."

He swiftly took the box from Troy and tossed him the other box. Troy aimed the wand at the shop window. The shop window was swiftly covered in a creamy white substance. "Ok, not that one." The old shopkeeper laughed.

"Hmm, I wonder." spoke the shopkeeper, looking to be in a deep state of thought. He rushed into the back seemingly looking for something. When he returned, he spoke very seriously "I found this wand in my deep storage. I believe it is from a trio of wands that all use feathers of the same Phoenix. Please give it a try, my boy."

"Honestly, I would just be good with that first-" "Hush boy, try the wand." Ollivander interrupted.

Troy lifted the wand and strange music started playing while wind that seemed to be coming from nowhere blew his hair back. Wtf was happening. "My god" Ollivander whispers under his breath. Troy wondered what the fawk was going on, this place is weird.

"Ok, am I done?' Troy asks,

"For today, yes, but you are just getting started."

Troy smiles, thinking this man was complimenting him, until he saw Ollivanders 'wand' growing firm. "Gtg" Troy says while quickly leaving the store.