East High Story: Chad and Troy

Chapter 8: What The Fuck Is A Muggle?

Chad walks out of the wizard pet store, having just adopted a tabby cat to be his familiar. Ryan had left him to go attend to his sister, leaving Chad all alone. At least he had his cat now.

Chad notices some fruity looking wizards heading down a dark alleyway. That must be a hip gay spot, he thinks. Finally another chance to get over Troy. Chad scurried after them.

...

Somehow Chad must have taken a wrong turn because the fruity wizards were nowhere to be found and worse, he had no idea where he was. All around were sketchy looking wizards. A few had approached him, attempting to sell him wizard drugs and poppers. One really buff wizard was making eyes at Chad. Chad turned to run and found himself backed up against a wall. Oh god, he really didn't want to bottom.

Just then, a boy with glasses and a sick ass scar on his forehead approches him, "Stay away from him, you racist" the boy walks up to him, "Fucking police, he prob was coming up to you because youre a m*dblood."

"A what?" Chad asks, but both the boys knew the man wanted other things from chad...

"A m*dblood is a wizard born from muggles, I'm half m*dblood so my dads a full-blood wizard and he fucked my muggle mom. I know exactly what that's like. I know I don't look like one but I am."

Chads eyebrows furrow "Ok, now what the fuck is a muggle? I swear to god, you're just making this stuff up aren't you?".

The boy looks off into the distance wisely "Chad, you have a lot to learn about the wizarding world."

Chad grabs the freak by his yellow and red striped scarf and asks "How did you know my name you little wizard freak?".

"Like you said, I'm a wizard. There are so many spells I can teach you, you literally have no idea lol. Names Harry by the way, Harry Potter"

Chad had heard that name before. "Wait like from the movies?"

Harry looked befuzzled, "I'm not quite sure what you mean..."

"Like the movies about the boy wizard."

"Yeah idk, must be another guy lol"

Chad rolls his eyes, "like Poot or something, Harry Poot maybe..."

Harry's eyes flash with surprise "Wait, do you know Poot?"

Chad moans and shakes his head, he's too over this to answer verbally.

"Like Poot, Poot lovato?' Harry shouts, clearly shocked that Chad has no idea who this 'poot' is.

"You mean Demi Lovato?" Chad asks, confused.

Harry frowns "How do you know Poot's muggie sister but not Poot? She's the second most famous wizard after he who shall not be named!"

Chad laughs before flicking that freak boy Harry's sick ass scar.

"You know what Harry, you're not too bad. I think we'll be good friends." Chad chuckles as Harry is leaned over, seething with pain.