"Hey shittykawa junior, stop kicking your mom" iwazumi said in a low tone into oikawa's large stomach. A chuckle was heard from the taller brunette. "She's got my genes Iwa, she's not gonna listen to you one bit."
"Well I'd she's anything like you than I know her weak spot." Iwazumi smirked and then quickly began to tickle the pregnant Oikawa, making him scream with laughter
"Stawp! I....can't....b...r..br..brea...breath!!!"
"I can't hear you" Iwa said in a sing song voice
"Aaaahhhhh eeeeeeeeee!!! Iwa!" Finally iwazumi let off of tickling, he laid back onto the couch with a content sigh. Iwazumi pulled Oikawa onto into the empty space onto his lap and laid tooru between his legs. He gently kissed the back of the brunette neck and top of shoulder. Oikawa huffed with a fake pout and then gave into the soft kisses being layer on his neck.
"Hey iwa?"
"Hm?"
"Do you think I'm gonna be an okay dad? I mean, I don't even know how to take care of myself. How the hell am I supposed to know how to take care of a baby?!" Oikawa was on the brink of tears.
"Hey hey, we've talked about this. You are gonna make a great dad okay?"
"No! No I'm not! Im gonna be off playing volleyball and and I'm not gonna know what to feed it and, and, and she's gonna feel alone and hate me for being a terrible dad!" Oikawa was sobbing now.
"Hey hey hey stop. Oikawa stop it." Oikawa flailed a bit. Iwazumi wrapped his arms around him and pulled him into his chest. He gently rocked the two of them until Oikawa had calmed down.
"Oikawa, look at me" iwazumi said, a stern tone in his voice. Oikawa did as he was told and looked into iwazumi forest green eyes. "Oikawa you need to stop this okay? I know part of this is hormones but that doesn't make it any better. You can't do this to yourself, you know that self deprecation only leads down. Stress isn't good for the baby either.you need to calm down and know that everything will be okay. We don't have to know everything, hell we don't have to know anything, but we will learn in the way, that's what parents do. Besides our baby girl won't feel alone, she's got us. You are gonna make the greatest dad. Our little girl is gonna be funny, and smart, and tall, and beautiful just like you. And when she is old enough she can come to the games with you so she can watch to see how powerful and amazing her dad is. You are gonna make such a loving dad, don't ever doubt yourself on that, okay?"
"Yeah okay" iwazumi kissed the side of his cheek and said a quick I love you before going back to softly rocking of the two of them. "I love you shittykawa"
"I love you to Iwa-Chan"
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Haikyuu Oneshots (Mpreg)
FanfictionJust a bunch of haikyuu Mpreg oneshots that I wrote at like 4am.