Chapter Nine

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This Chapter will Include NSFW scenes, please skip if you're a minor or if you don't like the topic of Sex. Even if you're a minor, I know you'll read this so I won't stop you, I see y'all. Don't worry, this Sunbae will keep your secret safe:)

"Could it be that... Xian-gege is sexually frustrated?"

Wei Wuxian spat his tea out and blushed light red, Ouyang Zizhen finally knowing the answer.

A while earlier. Wei Wuxian surprisingly woke up in the guest room with Ouyang Zizhen by his side still sleeping. Did he teleport back here in his sleep? Only to feel a cold aura in front of him.

"Ah... Hahaha... Lan Zhan..."

Now, the two of them are having tea in a pavilion while the other rest were talking about what happened back in Cloud Recesses.

"A-Zhen! What are you talking about?"

"You've been really sensitive and you've been getting boners quite a lot."

"A-Zhen just where are you looking?!"

"It's obvious, your robes stand up as well. It's like your penis is also greeting us when we pass by, Xian-gege."

"Shameless!"

Never in his life did he think he'll say that word nor feel this scandalized.

Ouyang Zizhen still had puffy eyes but he was clearly smirking at Wei Wuxian.

"When was the last time you did your everyday is everyday routine with Hanguang-jun? Before you get mad at me! It was Shizui who told me."

"My own son betrayed me."

Wei Wuxian felt his soul leave his body.

"So?"

"Respectfully speaking, you're younger than me by a lot of years! A decade or so and yet you're casually having a conversation with me about sex."

"I just find homosexual sex a little interesting."

"Don't tell me..."

"No I'm not! I just like both genders, that's it."

"You like both boys and girls?"

"Is it wrong?"

"I mean it's not cause back in the day I did too."

Ouyang Zizhen and Wei Wuxian had wide smiles on their faces.

"Well technically speaking the last time I got watered by my dear husband was over a week ago and now I picture him naked everyday in my head."

"Yeah, Xian-gege is sexually frustrated."

"But how do I initiate the sex?! You're what? Sixteen and now I'm asking for sex advice from you!"

"I have the copy of the homosexual porn book Longyang."

Wei Wuxian was speechless. This child he deemed as innocent and romantic, now a bisexual and romantic (sexual) relationship expert.

"The last time I initiated it was through a play of rape and he didn't even react at all!"

"You're getting somewhere, what preferences do you have...?"

Wei Wuxians' expression dimmed as he lowered his head.

"Xian-gege?"

"I used his....."

"Can you speak louder? I can't hear it."

"I... I used uhm..."

"Xian-gege?"

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