offensive! you know how i feel about the s word...
oh my god. hey, height deprived person!
better. not ideal, when laced with an obviously mocking undertone, but better nonetheless.
you know, sometimes talking to you feels like going to english class.
is that your indirect way of saying that i remind you of a teacher? because i will sue you for defamation.
wow, why the teacher hate?
not teacher hate, per se! teachers are some of the most underpaid and undervalued members of society. i just take no joy in being compared to anything remotely school related. the american education system is a joke!
i think it's very entertaining that you can find a way to go from a simple hello to a rant in the span of about two minutes.
what can i say? i like to complain.
so are you busy right now?
yeah, i'm doing my math homework.
really?
affirmative.
are you sure you're not watching squid game again?
