xxxiii. Pineapple Pizza

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(vol ii.)—
THIRTY THREE: PINEAPPLE PIZZA

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imessage  ━━  private messages
[ 02 participants ]

leslie knope  . . .  sarah
ice clown . . . isaac




leslie knope
hypothetically what if i were to move to
scotland and devote the rest of my life
to trying to find nessie


ice clown
hypothetically what if you were to
learn how to send a simple "hey"
as a first text instead of stuff like
this


leslie knope
it's like you don't even know me 💔

how was your day?


ice clown
it was okay


leslie knope
you're so descriptive

it's impressive really


ice clown
WHAT you asked a question and
i answered ://


leslie knope
yeah super halfassedly :(


ice clown
halfassedly is not a word


leslie knope
true but "asshole" is a word and it
applies to you


ice clown
Glad We're Friends ❤️


leslie knope
must you be so difficult all the time!!!


ice clown
yes i must!!!

now what was wrong with my answer?


leslie knope
don't call it an answer, it's practically
nothing

i want to know details of your day!


ice clown
i awoke at approximately 9:35 a.m. and
had a bowl of special k (sometimes referred
to as "milf cereal" by mean dark haired
dancers) before brushing my teeth. i then
got dressed in a pair of jeans and a white
shirt paired with the scarf i was given on
my birthday from aforementioned mean
dark haired dancer.


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