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by Kcoupe

Tom: Sorry I'm late Tamara. I was...doing things.

Matt: *bursts through the door* HE SHOVE ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS.

Tom: I wouldn't call it a shove. I'd call it...giving you a gentle nudge.

Matt: OH I'LL GIVE YOU A GENTLE NUDGE WHEN I SHOVE MY FOOT UP YOUR ARSE-