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Matt: How many cans of cola have you drinken, Edd?

Edd: Well, the average person drinks 3 cans a day.

Matt: Okay.

Edd: Multiply that by 365. You get 1,045 cans a year.

Matt: Okay...

Edd: I started drinking cola fifteen years ago. That's 16,425 cans of cola.

Matt: That's an alarming amount.

Edd: Oh, no. I drink way more than the average person.

Matt: So...how many?

Edd: Numbers cannot describe how much caffeine is in my body.